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Noah's Ark

"All I really need to know I learned from
 Noah's Ark"

 1.      Don't miss the boat.

 2.      Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.

 3.      Plan ahead.  It wasn't raining when Noah
          built the ark.

 4.      Stay fit.  When you're 600 years old,
          someone might ask you to do
          something REALLY big.

 5.      Don't listen to critics, just get on with
          what has to be done.

 6.      Build your future on high ground.

 7.      For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

 8.      Two heads are better than one.

 9.      Speed isn't always an advantage;
          the snails were on board with the cheetahs.

 10.    When you're stressed, float awhile.

 11.    Remember that the ark was built by
          amateurs; the Titanic was built by
          professionals.

 12.    Remember that woodpeckers inside are
          a larger threat than the storm outside.

 13.    No matter what the storm, when you're
          with God there's a rainbow waiting.


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Last updated on February 24, 2000

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