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Wow. So here you are. I guess you like the site enough to check out its creator. OR, you could care less about billiards, and are one of those freaky Dee Snyder internet people who like to look at stranger's bios. This page is about me. My rise to fame, and my plans to overcome the world, and whatever else I decide to throw onto here. Do you think it gets better than this? Ha NO. If you are really bored, stay a while, otherwise go back to billiard techniques.
Let's see. My full name is Louis Anthony Michael Simoni. Guess what? I'm Italian. I'd have to say the first thing I remember is some great cold white light. Then I see a blurring of childhood, haunted by visions of Freddy Kreuger and Michael Myers. What happened after childhood? Well that's history.
I go to in the city of Philadelphia. I am a Biology / Pre-Medicine major. I know this crap is getting boring, so I'll get to the good stuff...
I looked through a lot of pictures to find one of myself that was relatively new. This is the only one I can find. It was taken for senior pictures in high school. If you are ones of those REALLY internet sickos, you can visit my high school's web page (which is a piece of crap) . If not, keep reading.
To change the subject of education, I'd have to say my favorite cartoon to watch as a child was "." I really *thought* Lion-O was a cool guy. I mean, when you're 10, and you see someone who has a sword that has growth potential and gives you "sight beyond sight," you are a cool guy.
Here's something that always baffled me...Were you ever asked the question, "If you were stranded on a deserted island, and you could have only three things with you, what would they be?" This question came up in Philosophy class, and the answers ranged. Food, clothes, a tent, the television, a computer...yada yada yada. I don't see how it's so hard. The answer is simple: A rowboat and 2 oars.
Sports are great, too. I don't consider Billiards a sport, but it is much more than a hobby. I like to play basketball, but considering (1) I'm white and (2) I'm Italian, you may guess I am not that good. I originally lived in South Philadelphia, and in that tiny section of the world, anything Italian or anything Philadelphia Eagles is widely accepted. The Eagles are by far me favorite football team. Right now (1998-1999) their team was horrible, but I can't stand the people who are bandwagons. You know the type. They were Dallas or Frisco fans for life. and that's such bullshit. These are the same people who ``Love the Bulls," and thought Scream (1996) was the greatest horror movie ever.
Have fun with these text files.
Want free soda? Haha. Stupid machines.
more *.txt files to come.
This page is not nearly finished...but I want to upload it, so that's it for now. As it stand right now, this page is under huge construction, so check back and see all the changes I have made since you were last here.
