Bewafaa sanam sey to cigratt achee haiy,
 Bewafa sanam sey to cigratt achee haiy,
 Dil jalati hai, par hoton sey to lagti hay

Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Ke? Himaalaya ki choti pey too jaa pahunchey
aur khuda tumse puchey
?Abey saaley gadhey. ab utregaa kaisey

Door sey dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya.

Door se dekha to sher lag raha tha
Door se dekha to sher ag raha tha
Iss liyey paas gaya hi nahi.

Kyoon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Ghalib.
Kyoon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Ghalib.
La, phawda (shovel) mujhey dey.(Wah Wah)

Jisey dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jisey pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi (sucide) kar le zaalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

aap ney merey man sey khelaa
aap ney merey tan se khelaa
aap ney merey dhan se khelaa
well played! well played! well played!!

Mainey tujhey sau-sau khat likhey,
tuney kisi ka bhi jawaab nahin diya;
kahin terey dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahin?

Woh chham chham karkey aayee
Aur chham chham karkey chalee gayee
Main sindoor kaa dubba lekar khada raha
Woh Raakhee bandh key chalee gayee.

Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithey they Paas jaa
kar dekha to sardarji nikla (wah wah).

Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main doob jaoon
Jeekartahai ki teree nili nili aankhon main doob jaoon Splash!(wah wah).

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What?s the big deal?

Gum woh cheez hai.
Gum woh cheez hai.
Jis sey kaghaz chipkaya jaata hai,
For example Fevicol (wah wah)

Humney bhi pyaar kiya tha zindagi main, badi joshh ke saath !
Humney bhi pyaar kiya tha zindagi main, badi shhor ke saath!
Ab hum pyaar karengey badi soch ke saath !
Kyoon ki usey kal shaamko hum ney dekha kisi aur ke saath !

 

TERI ZULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA 

TERI ZULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA

 SAR MUNDWA LEY TO SAVERAA HO JAEY. (wah wah)

WOH SADAK KEY IS PAAR THI, HUM SADAK KE US PAR THEY KUCH HUM AAGEY
BADHEY, KUCH VOH AAGEY BADHI HUM KUCH AUR AAGEY BADHEY, VOH BHI KUCH AUR
AAGEY BADHI HUM KUCH AUR AAGEY BADHEY, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGEY BADHI AB HUM
SADAK KEY US PAAR THEY, AUR VOH SADAK KEY IS PAAR THI. Bigdeal!