*Bill Clinton takes Hillary to a restraunt for dinner in an attempt to make up for his many sins. However to his surprise and disgust the head waiter informs him that unfortunately there are no tables available. Bill gets furious and starts abusing the waiter till finally the waiter says"Don't worry sir.your the next in turn(intern).

*Devinder Sethi's voice reminds of a song, doesn't it?
Yes- the theme song from "Jaws"

*When asked by the senior girls team as to why their team shirts were so large, Mr Singh replied"Beta, this is a free size.. it fits the junior boys volleyball team, the junior boys basketball team and moreover if you just put them on you will realize that they don't look to bad on you either!"

*The origional:- Every Rose has it's thorn!
Govind Mukundan's version:- Every Toe has it's corn!

*(This really happened)
In the Acer Bits and Bytes computer festival. Suvrat Raju created a program which did some complex crap related to physics. However he was told by the judge that his program would suit a user only if he was a fairly adept mathematician. To which Suvrat answered" Well I guess you can assume that most computer users are mathematicians bu the point is that all of them are'nt phyisicians!"

*Mr Biswas reportedly once said "All of you line up alphabetically by height!"

*I'm not sure if this is 100% origional, but what the hell, here goes..
*Knock,knock..
who's there?
WHO.
who WHO?
Ha Ha!

*Knock, knock..
who's there?
buntu
buntu who?
Buntu three four five!

*What did maria goretti tell her boyfriend Arshad?
You're going from bad to Warsi!

And so are our jokes but anyway read on

*What did Malaika Arora tell her boyfriend Arbaas?
Khan't you feel the love tonite?

*If Ashwin, our dep gs, formed a band, what would it be called?
Iyanger Supply!

*If Rohit, our gs, goes around with Supriya kapila then I guess the would look like night and DE! *Sighada and Bisu are walking around on the ground when suddenly Singhada suddenly says"hey look, A dead bird!" Bisu looks into the air and says where?

Yes, yes, yes I know that these are really lousy and not very many.. but then you can always mail me jokes @ bisupekethan@yahoo.com