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Oldy Giant Klyer 
The Real NWO Giant Is The Giant, Not This Guy. He's TTTOOOO OOLLLDD!  

(Kevin Nash)

Wrinkled Old Guy Who Can't Wrestle And Should Retire 
The Title Says Most Of It. Notice The Wrinkles On His Face?  

(Hulk Hogan)

Stan Steiner 
WOW! What's This Guy On? Look At The Size Of Him! Mr. Steroids Is The Current Drug Champion Of The Woooooooooorrrrrrrrrlllllllllddddddd! Remember, There's Nothing Finer Than Scott Steiner, So Pig Poopoo Dump Is Ya Hook Up - Holla If Ya Hear Me!  

(Scott Steiner)

Bret Fart 
Ya Gotta Like This Guy 'Coz He Uses The Rough End Of The Chair To Beat People Up. My Favourite Wrestler And Canada's Favourite Son, Bret Hart! The Excellence Of Execution, The Best There Is, The Best There Was And The Best There Ever Will Be.  

(Bret "Hitman" Hart)

Stan Hall 
Hey, Yo. Hmm....Nice Beard. Ya Gotta Like This Guy, His Attitude, His Tazer And His Tooth-Pick. Notice The New Logo Of Mine? It's Much Better Than Writing "© Gov’s Wrestling Page" At The Bottom Of Every South Park Wrestler I Draw.  

(Scott Hall)
 

Fag
The King Of Hardcore? My @$$! Well, He's Pretty Good. WCW Should Bring Sabu Over And Get Him To Kick Hak's @$$, Although, Raven's Doing A Good Job Of It.

(Hak)

Stink
Last Time, I Painted Sting's Face White (1st Version) And Then Painted Over The White With Black (2nd Version), But This Time I Did Them Individually - And They Look Great!

(Sting)

Kid To Man
When Will We See Man-Man?

(Kidman)

Disco Of The 70's
When Will This Guy Realise The 70's Are Over? Will We Ever Have World Peace? Dose Goldberg Really Take Steroids? Dose Any Give A Sh*t About What I've Just Said? Who Cares????

(Disco Inferno)  

Puff Bagwell (Only English People Will Understand That)
Buff Doesn't Look As Good In These Clothes And NWO Clothes. You'd Be Pretty P*ssed Off If You Went From Earning 4 Million (nWo) To 2.5 Million (WCW).

P.S. The White/Grey Lines (On Wrestlers' Muscles) Are Oil!

(Buff Bagwell)

Ravin' Lunitic
Thanks For Letting Me Borrow The Joke, Webjunkie! I Think This Is The Picture With The BEST Effects So Far, Look At All The Different Textures On The Hair, Eye-ring And Shorts. I Think Raven Should Dye His Hair Black, Blue, Purple, Red And Brown, Have Piercings All Over And More Tattoos, That Should Help Scare Other Wrestlers Away Even More! What A Freak! What A Wrestler! I Think This Guy Is Cool!

(Raven)  

Rey Mysterio Wiener
A Guy That's 2" 2, Skinnier Than A Pencil And Weighs 90 Pounds Becomes A Tag Champ?

(Rey Mysterio Junior)

Ur - Anus
Get It?

(Saturn)

Faggy, Saggy Flair
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I JUST CAME FROM THE BATHROOM - I GOT IN TOUCH WITH NATURE (Work It Out) - YOU SHOULD'A SMELT WHAT I WAS BAKIN'!

(Ric Flair)

Gold-Turd
The 2 Move Wonder......

(Bill Goldberg)

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