1.
Someone bumps into you at work. Do you
A.
Say: excuse me
B. Say: watch it!!
C. Say: Oh, are you in MY way?
D. Say: OUCH!!! Hmm...do I smell a LAWSUIT!!!
2.
Your "other half" asks you what you want
for dinner. Do you
A. Say: Food.
B. Say: Anything you decide hun.
C. Say: Whatever.
D. Say: Fast food sounds good.
3.
Your at a fast food drive in, the announcer says,
"Would you like to try one of our apple pies
with that." Do you
A. Say: No thank you.
B. Say: If I wanted pie, do you would think I would
have asked for one?
C. Say: Why?
D. Say: Only if you baked it fresh for me this
morning.
4.
Your "other half" says, I love you MORE. Do
you
A. Say: No no baby, I love you more.
B. Say: I know.
C. Say: There's no way in hell you love me more.
D. Say: Prove it by cleaning my house for me.
5.
If your boss asks you why you were late do you,
A.
Say: "Sorry, traffic was real bad this
morning."
B. Say: "I overslept, it will never happen
again."
C. Look him straight in the eye and say
"What...?"
D. Say: "I would have gotten out of bed earlier,
but your wife wasnt done yet."
....(Submitted
by: Member Barcikowski)
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