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Title Use bright,
bold, happy letters. You need a title that conveys your sickeningly
constant good mood. Hint:
Personalize.... Use a happy/cute name
such as Mimi or Bobby. Ex. Mimi's Happy Page.
That's sooo happy.
(Use happy, flowery things that are supposed to cheer people up)
Put in
a happy picture of yourself and begin your long winded tale of your happy
life!
Include such minute details:
All
those cute, yet pointless stories your parents told you about yourself
when you
were a little baby... Like when you spit up all over Auntie Kathy and giggled.
Or when
you sat on your german shepherd, giggled and said "giddy-up".
Describe
your first finger painting in kindergarten. Then include a scanned
copy!!
This'll really put you "in touch" with
your readers. 
Tell
the readers about your first tea party in grade 2 with your best friend
Jennifer.
Explain
the humble beginnings of your massive pez dispenser collection. "It
started
the day I missed a day of school for a dentist appointment, mommy took
me to the
mall, and there I saw it......"
The
birth of your brother went you were 12. How cute he was.....
The
day your brother spit up all over Auntie Kathy and giggled.
Your
perfect grades in school. Include links to all your previous science
projects.
Your
pets, and the day they spit up all over Auntie Kathy and giggled.
Your
interests now.... Pez, school, shopping, and talking on the phone.
etc.,
etc., etc......
Now that
you are done you life story go into serious detail of the depletion
of the ozone layer and the rain forests.... Even though you don't really
care all that much, except for the cute, cuddly animals that might be suffering
as result. 
Plant your garden here!!!!
(Amongst the tulips put the links of other happy
sites)
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You are
finished..... you have my personal permission to run to the potty and hurl.
Remember: happy, cute, and flowery!!
