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Background:  Use something mysterious and/or deadly, preferably black 
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Title     Use flowing and strange letters. When choosing a title, remember:  Goths particularly
enjoy places such as tombs, dungeons, caves and
scary, dark places like that.  Hint:  Personalize! Use
a name. You'll be more accepted if you use a name
similar to Wolfegang or Elvira.  Ex.  Wolfegang's Cave.
Ohhhh, that gave me the shivers.
 
 
 
Insert a Graphic here. Think scary and mysterious...
like skulls, knives, torches or Egyptian symbols
  
(Now this isn't too hard, is it?)
 
Use dark and dreary type dividers or lines.  They're scary.
 

This is the section where you write a little about yourself.  I suggest adding that you like long quiet walks in the graveyard and you don't discriminate against vampires.  Explain to readers that your tragic childhood made you into the depressed monster you are.  Then describe your black wardrobe.  Say you live in a castle... they're scary.  Try to make yourself out to be very mysterious.  Tell people you don't want pity because of the horrible crimes commited against you.  You know that people will still be talking about you when you leave the room.  It gives you satifaction.
 
 

 

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Insert graphic here. (For the more romantic type goths, try withered roses)
 
Now, find a few dozen or so links to other sites
that seem Gothy and scary.  Post below.
 
           http://www.depressed.com
       http://www.I_wear_black.com
        http://www.goth_central.com
                  http://www.tragic.com
                   http://www.scary.com
                   http://www.freak.com
                 http://www.gothic.com
                    http://www.goth.com
                http://www.kill_me.com
 
(Notice that the bullets look like drops of blood... take the initiative, scare someone.)
 
 
In this section you devote about 60 megs to your freaky, black clad friends.
 
 
 
 
Write a whole bunch of depressing, twisted poetry and copy below.  Hint: Include words such as blood, death, tragic, etc.....
 
Scary Wary sat on a castle wall,
Scary Wary had a tragic fall.
As the blood poured out, he took his last breath.
This was the story of Scary Wary's death...
 
 
You've successfully depressed the hell out of yourself and others by making a truly gothic site. Congratulations.... 
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