So, my better
half claims to be a recovered goth. I was bored one
day and coincidentally had access to the internet, thus I hada hankering
to see what the WWW had to say about goths..... Well,because of
the aforementioned reasons I made some interesting
discoveries. I am going to share them with you, whether you like
it or
not.... or you can press the back button.
The
first was that a great many of these black clad people had access to the
net.
Secondly, not only did they have access, they had created about half a
million home pages.
Three. These home pages were a pain in the ass to loadbecause of
the size. (Due mainly to the elaborate pictures of gothy friends.)
4. The pages were not exclusively focused on friends andnocturnal habits,
but there were pages dedicated to the
research of this culture. There were test to see just how gothyyou were.
Dictionaries devoted to the types of goths. How to dress to be goth.
Who to know... Where to go and all that rot.
V. This was disturbing.
Finally, I realized that there was no instruction as to how to devise one
of these elaborate and space consuming pages.
I had an
urge... a whim, you might say. So, I have created a templatewith a step
by step tutorial on how to design a "gothic" home page.
Warning:
If you are goth or goth tolerant you probably don't want
to subject yourself to my possibly offensive, yet whimsical imitation"gothic" site.