The First Church of Amoeba    
 
Where do I start explaining something like this?  I can start with the origin of this thought.  I'll try to keep it clean.  It is difficult to envision something that is older than the universe, that has been around since before earth, stars and before time itself.  What exists now must have had a beginning and an end somewhere.  But a beginning when? Where?  I think that a god of the earth would have initially started when the earth did, on earth.  I'm thinking of a supernatural being.  Something that can do whatever the hell it wants to.  A spirit...... perchance a  ghost (remnant of life once on earth).  Hierarchically speaking, the first thing that ever had life and died would be head honcho.  Yet, I wasn't quite satisfied with the idea of a single bacterium ruling my destiny.  For auditory aesthetics I concluded that it was the Amoeba.  It seemed worthy to fill the faithful heads and hearts of the people of this planet.  This was the train of thought that uncovered the "one true" faith. 
 
 
Things to remember about the church
  • The great Amoeba, even though it is one of the more complex single celled organisms on this planet, is not really sophisticated enough to answer pleas for money, fortune, and fame.  So, don't bother praying, if it didn't have ears when it was alive or a telepathic sense, chances are it will not have one after death.
  • This leads to the fact that it never really had a brain.  Or feelings.  Or empathy.  So, it can't sympathize with you.  If it could care, it probably wouldn't.
  • The Amoeba is basically a figurehead for the First Church of Amoeba.  Like any other figurehead, aka god, it is almost ornamental and useless.  You will probably be as satisfied with this religion as you have been with others.
 
Tell me, oh, great Leader, how do I join?
Sign up here | Who has signed up? 
It's easy.  If you can't figure it out, then you're too 
dumb to join anything anyway.
send me mail at chia_maria@hotmail.com
 
 
Note:  Here's our little god eating up 
a paramecium, yum yum. Science: 
grade 10, I used to fry the little 
paramecium under the microscope
with Becca.  Stupid buggers.  
Amoebas rock.
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