The following is an account of a courageous, but dumb ass act of Mayhem SuaVo on Discworld - Brings back good memories eh guys??
> talk ok, log is running =)
You tell MaYHeM SuaVo: ok, log is running =)
> score
You have 1912 (1912) hit points, 447 (447) guild points, 158 (740) quest points and 500 (500)
social points.
Your current experience is 254281 and you are level 318 in the Wizards' Guild; your overall
rating is 36392.
You have died 4 times and can die 5 times before you are completely dead.
Your wimpy is set to 70%.
You will surrender at 75% of your maximum hit points.
You are burdened.
You are quite good, worshipping no god.
You are 21 days, 8 hours, 5 minutes and 34 seconds old and have logged in 536 times.
> Mayhem tells you: i need a shitload of eyes
laugh mayhem
You laugh at MaYHeM SuaVo.
> talk unfortunately, i spent all of mine on Kess before the reboot!
You tell MaYHeM SuaVo exclaiming: unfortunately, i spent all of mine on Kess before the reboot!
> talk how many do you have now?
To the east, Sigmar Mendosi shouts asking: can someone teach moe health?
You ask MaYHeM SuaVo: how many do you have now?
> BlackHeart and a small blue light arrive from the north.
Cibbet arrives from the south.
BlackHeart and the small blue light leave north.
Cibbet opens the southeast door.
Cibbet leaves southeast.
Cibbet closes the southeast door.
MaYHeM SuaVo arrives from the north.
bow blackheart
You bow to BlackHeart.
> grin mayhem
MaYHeM SuaVo gets three troll left eyes from a pocket in a black backpack.
You grin at MaYHeM SuaVo.
> follow mayhem
Mayhem tells you: 3
Cibbet opens the southeast door.
Cibbet arrives from the southeast.
Cibbet closes the southeast door.
You follow MaYHeM SuaVo.
> Cibbet leaves south.
give eyes to mayhem
MaYHeM SuaVo leaves south.
You follow MaYHeM SuaVo south.
A small blue light arrives from the north.
This is the Guildhall of Warriors. This is where they wrack their brains thinking of where to
find new monsters for members to kill. Upstairs from here is where the Guildmaster, Cohen the
Barbarian, hangs out. Better be sure you have an appointment to see him if you plan on going
there. Since he is now the guildmaster of the Warriors Guild, he will know what an appointment
is! There are posters on the walls here of the most hated monsters, and also a section on the
most wanted players from other guilds for stealing kills from Warriors Guild Members.
There are three obvious exits: north, up and south.
MaYHeM SuaVo is standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
You give a troll right eye and a giant right eye to MaYHeM SuaVo.
> MaYHeM SuaVo leaves up.
You follow MaYHeM SuaVo up.
A small blue light arrives from below.
This is the quarters of the Weaponmaster, Grand Hero of the Guild, and generally big time monster
stomper. If you ask nicely, Cohen may teach you some guild commands.
In the corner of the room lies a huge desk.
There is one obvious exit: down.
MaYHeM SuaVo and Cohen the Barbarian are standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
say hang
You say: hang
> use rod to cast bless on mayhem
MaYHeM SuaVo gazes off into the distance.
As you use the yellow rod a bolt of faith flashes from above.
> MaYHeM SuaVo holds his hand up and waves it around a bit.
use rod to cast barrier on mayhem
MaYHeM SuaVo slowly closes his fist.
A small blue light darts into the area and zips around MaYHeM SuaVo.
As you use the yellow rod a bolt of faith flashes from above.
> BlackHeart tips his hat at you stylishly.
MaYHeM SuaVo gets a bronze helm, a flat cap and a pair of iron gauntlets from a pocket in a black
backpack.
MaYHeM SuaVo removes a wizard's pointy hat.
MaYHeM SuaVo wears a bronze helm.
MaYHeM SuaVo removes a bronze helm.
MaYHeM SuaVo wears a flat cap.
MaYHeM SuaVo removes a flat cap.
MaYHeM SuaVo wears a wizard's pointy hat.
l mayhem
MaYHeM SuaVo removes a pair of black gloves.
MaYHeM SuaVo puts the pair of black gloves in a pocket in the black backpack.
MaYHeM SuaVo wears a pair of iron gauntlets.
MaYHeM SuaVo puts the bronze helm and the flat cap in a pocket in the black backpack.
You see MaYHeM SuaVo of The Ancient Order of the Dynastic Crescent, the Fifth Level Wizard.
He is FAIR's little elf.
He was once a young student of the Unseen University, but was soon kicked out since the elders
did not approve of his gothic clothing. Thus he went and joined the ancient wizards down in the
Khot-lip-khin Institute of Illusory Learning. There, they all wore their ancient gothic robes and
he fitted in perfectly. He is now majoring in "Advanced Defensive Magic".
He is in good shape.
He is standing.
He has a Tsortean metal shield floating around him.
He is surrounded by a pale blue nimbus.
He is protected by a barrier of faith.
Wearing : a pair of Doc Martens, a pair of iron gauntlets, a wizard's black robe, a black
backpack, a wizard's pointy hat, a ruby ring, a black metal medallion, a wedding ring,
a diamond ring, a womble brooch, a sapphire ring, a quartz necklace, a silver bracelet,
an iron amulet and an emerald ring.
Carrying: a giant right eye, a troll right eye and three troll left eyes.
> MaYHeM SuaVo lazily closes his hand into a ball.
MaYHeM SuaVo pokes his tongue out at the world.
MaYHeM SuaVo struggles to hold his hands closed, his muscles standing out with the strain, as red
sparks fly from inside his hand.
MaYHeM SuaVo releases eye he was holding. It hovers above his hand.
The eye ignites and a small ball of fire forms above MaYHeM SuaVo's hand.
MaYHeM SuaVo moves his hand and the ball of fire zooms out from him to sweep past you with a
blinding light and a great quantity of heat.
The fire fails to harm you.
Cohen the Barbarian's black leather eye patch breaks!
The fire dies away.
The Tsortean metal shield floating around MaYHeM SuaVo swoops in and blocks Cohen the Barbarian's
Wyrm Sword.
The Tsortean metal shield floating around MaYHeM SuaVo swoops in and blocks Cohen the Barbarian's
Wyrm Sword.
MaYHeM SuaVo lazily closes his hand into a ball.
Cohen the Barbarian suddenly takes on a crazed look.
MaYHeM SuaVo pokes his tongue out at the world.
Your small blue light crumples to dust.
The Tsortean metal shield floating around MaYHeM SuaVo swoops in and gets knocked out of orbit by
Cohen the Barbarian's Wyrm Sword.
MaYHeM SuaVo struggles to hold his hands closed, his muscles standing out with the strain, as red
sparks fly from inside his hand.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
MaYHeM SuaVo releases eye he was holding. It hovers above his hand.
Cohen the Barbarian misses MaYHeM SuaVo.
The eye ignites and a small ball of fire forms above MaYHeM SuaVo's hand.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian bares his teeth and growls menacingly.
MaYHeM SuaVo moves his hand and the ball of fire zooms out from him to sweep past you with a
blinding light and a great quantity of heat.
The fire fails to harm you.
The fire dies away.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
MaYHeM SuaVo lazily closes his hand into a ball.
Cohen the Barbarian drinks the small turquoise vial.
Cohen the Barbarian drinks the small turquoise vial.
Cohen the Barbarian drops the small turquoise vial.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian stabs his Wyrm Sword right through MaYHeM SuaVo.
MaYHeM SuaVo moves his hand and the ball of fire zooms out from him to sweep past you with a
blinding light and a great quantity of heat.
The fire fails to harm you.
use rod to cast heal on mayhem
Cohen the Barbarian's pair of large leather boots breaks!
The fire dies away.
As you use the yellow rod a bolt of faith flashes from above filling MaYHeM SuaVo with healing
power.
> use rod to cast heal on mayhem
Cohen the Barbarian exclaims: Why don't you bring shome friendsh nexsht time? About twenty of
you should make it a fair fight!
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian stabs his Wyrm Sword right through MaYHeM SuaVo.
MaYHeM SuaVo misses Cohen the Barbarian.
Cohen the Barbarian misses MaYHeM SuaVo.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
The yellow rod is recharging from the last heal.
the yellow rod cannot cast heal on mayhem.
> MaYHeM SuaVo lazily closes his hand into a ball.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian stabs his Wyrm Sword right through MaYHeM SuaVo.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
MaYHeM SuaVo moves his hand and the ball of fire zooms out from him to sweep past you with a
blinding light and a great quantity of heat.
The fire fails to harm you.
The fire dies away.
use rod to cast heal on mayhem
Cohen the Barbarian misses MaYHeM SuaVo.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian misses MaYHeM SuaVo.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
MaYHeM SuaVo lazily closes his hand into a ball.
Cohen the Barbarian punches crazily at thin air.
Cohen the Barbarian drinks one of the small turquoise vials.
Cohen the Barbarian drinks one of the small turquoise vials.
Cohen the Barbarian drops one of the small turquoise vials.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian stabs his Wyrm Sword right through MaYHeM SuaVo.
MaYHeM SuaVo pokes his tongue out at the world.
MaYHeM SuaVo's wizard's black robe breaks!
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
MaYHeM SuaVo struggles to hold his hands closed, his muscles standing out with the strain, as red
sparks fly from inside his hand.
Cohen the Barbarian misses MaYHeM SuaVo.
The yellow rod is recharging from the last heal.
the yellow rod cannot cast heal on mayhem.
> Cohen the Barbarian drinks one of the small turquoise vials.
Cohen the Barbarian drinks one of the small turquoise vials.
Cohen the Barbarian drops one of the small turquoise vials.
Cohen the Barbarian misses MaYHeM SuaVo.
MaYHeM SuaVo releases eye he was holding. It hovers above his hand.
Cohen the Barbarian slices his Wyrm Sword deeply into MaYHeM SuaVo.
The eye ignites and a small ball of fire forms above MaYHeM SuaVo's hand.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian stabs his Wyrm Sword right through MaYHeM SuaVo.
MaYHeM SuaVo moves his hand and the ball of fire zooms out from him to sweep past you with a
blinding light and a great quantity of heat.
The fire fails to harm you.
The fire dies away.
Cohen the Barbarian punches crazily at thin air.
use rod to cast heal on mayhem
Cohen the Barbarian misses MaYHeM SuaVo.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
The yellow rod is recharging from the last heal.
the yellow rod cannot cast heal on mayhem.
> Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian misses MaYHeM SuaVo.
Cohen the Barbarian misses MaYHeM SuaVo.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian slices his Wyrm Sword deeply into MaYHeM SuaVo.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian stabs his Wyrm Sword right through MaYHeM SuaVo.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian misses MaYHeM SuaVo.
MaYHeM SuaVo elbows Cohen the Barbarian in the face.
MaYHeM SuaVo boots Cohen the Barbarian viciously.
MaYHeM SuaVo punches Cohen the Barbarian.
Cohen the Barbarian misses MaYHeM SuaVo.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian stabs his Wyrm Sword right through MaYHeM SuaVo.
Cohen the Barbarian bares his teeth and growls menacingly.
MaYHeM SuaVo's leather g-string breaks!
Cohen the Barbarian stabs his Wyrm Sword right through MaYHeM SuaVo.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
MaYHeM SuaVo boots Cohen the Barbarian viciously.
Cohen the Barbarian neatly fillets MaYHeM SuaVo with his Wyrm Sword.
MaYHeM SuaVo leaves down.
You follow MaYHeM SuaVo down.
A small blue light arrives from above.
This is the Guildhall of Warriors. This is where they wrack their brains thinking of where to
find new monsters for members to kill. Upstairs from here is where the Guildmaster, Cohen the
Barbarian, hangs out. Better be sure you have an appointment to see him if you plan on going
there. Since he is now the guildmaster of the Warriors Guild, he will know what an appointment
is! There are posters on the walls here of the most hated monsters, and also a section on the
most wanted players from other guilds for stealing kills from Warriors Guild Members.
There are three obvious exits: north, up and south.
MaYHeM SuaVo is standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
Cohen the Barbarian dealt the death blow to MaYHeM SuaVo.
The small blue light crumples to dust.
A small blue light darts into the area and zips around the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo.
Cohen the Barbarian arrives from above.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo leaves north.
You follow the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo north.
A small blue light arrives from the south.
This is the advancement area of The Warriors' Guild. Many warriors are here advancing their
skills further to enable them to kill evil monsters quicker. To the south you can see the guild
hall, off to the east you can hear various clanging noises, just to the north you can see the
lobby and to the west a large open faced building. There is a large sign attached to a post in
the middle of the ground.
There is the residual taste of magic in this place.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, east, west and southeast.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo is standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo leaves north.
You follow the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo north.
A small blue light arrives from the south.
This is the entrance to the Warriors' Guild. A heavy odour of sweat and alcohol hangs in the
air. The walls are lined with dozens of trophies gathered by the head bashing of the guild
members. Against one wall a set of sturdy stairs lead upwards. The sounds of the city can be
heard to the north, while the musical rhythms of steel striking steel draws your attention south.
Through an open archway to the west you see many large warriors enjoying the finer things in
life, namely booze, gaming, and the opposite sex. Along the walls are many marble busts of
famous heroes of the Disc. Next to the busts is a sign.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, east, west and up.
A helpful street urchin is meditating here.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo is standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo leaves north.
You pass under the archway onto the streets of Ankh-Morpork.
You follow the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo north.
A small blue light arrives from the south.
It is night and there is no moon.
You are on Filigree Street where Yek's Alley joins from the north. To the south is a gateway
leading into a courtyard, while just to the east you can see a pub. Filigree Street continues
east and west.
Quite a few people, some in small groups, walk, trot and lurch along the street.
There is the residual taste of magic in this place.
It is a freezing cold backspindlewinter's night with a steady wind and medium cloud cover.
There are three obvious exits: south, east and west.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo is standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
tell mayhem oh...
You tell the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo: oh...
> MadIgan and a tabby cat arrive from the east.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo leaves south.
You follow the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo south.
A small blue light arrives from the north.
This is the entrance to the Warriors' Guild. A heavy odour of sweat and alcohol hangs in the
air. The walls are lined with dozens of trophies gathered by the head bashing of the guild
members. Against one wall a set of sturdy stairs lead upwards. The sounds of the city can be
heard to the north, while the musical rhythms of steel striking steel draws your attention south.
Through an open archway to the west you see many large warriors enjoying the finer things in
life, namely booze, gaming, and the opposite sex. Along the walls are many marble busts of
famous heroes of the Disc. Next to the busts is a sign.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, east, west and up.
A helpful street urchin is meditating here.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo is standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
MadIgan and a tabby cat arrive from the north.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo leaves west.
You follow the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo west.
A small blue light arrives from the east.
This is the Warriors' Guild's bar. It is alive with the sounds of grunting laughter, shameless
bragging, and the rattle of tankards on beer-stained tables. A large stone bar, no doubt an
altar stolen from the temple of some miscellaneous snake god, sits squarely on the north side of
the room, behind which many huge barrels lie on their sides. A man at the bar draws the eye,
probably because he's surrounded by a group of very mean looking trolls. An archway to the east
leads out of the bar. A beer-stained menu has been tacked to one of the barrels.
There is one obvious exit: east.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo is standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
In the distance to the south, Waylorn shouts asking: I have an emergancy can sombody loan me
10-15 dollars?
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo leaves east.
You follow the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo east.
A small blue light arrives from the west.
This is the entrance to the Warriors' Guild. A heavy odour of sweat and alcohol hangs in the
air. The walls are lined with dozens of trophies gathered by the head bashing of the guild
members. Against one wall a set of sturdy stairs lead upwards. The sounds of the city can be
heard to the north, while the musical rhythms of steel striking steel draws your attention south.
Through an open archway to the west you see many large warriors enjoying the finer things in
life, namely booze, gaming, and the opposite sex. Along the walls are many marble busts of
famous heroes of the Disc. Next to the busts is a sign.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, east, west and up.
A helpful street urchin is meditating here.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo, a tabby cat and MadIgan are standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
MadIgan, the tabby cat and the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo leave south.
You follow the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo south.
A small blue light arrives from the north.
This is the advancement area of The Warriors' Guild. Many warriors are here advancing their
skills further to enable them to kill evil monsters quicker. To the south you can see the guild
hall, off to the east you can hear various clanging noises, just to the north you can see the
lobby and to the west a large open faced building. There is a large sign attached to a post in
the middle of the ground.
There is the residual taste of magic in this place.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, east, west and southeast.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo, a tabby cat and MadIgan are standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
The tabby cat looks around with curiosity.
MadIgan, the tabby cat and the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo leave south.
You follow the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo south.
A small blue light arrives from the north.
This is the Guildhall of Warriors. This is where they wrack their brains thinking of where to
find new monsters for members to kill. Upstairs from here is where the Guildmaster, Cohen the
Barbarian, hangs out. Better be sure you have an appointment to see him if you plan on going
there. Since he is now the guildmaster of the Warriors Guild, he will know what an appointment
is! There are posters on the walls here of the most hated monsters, and also a section on the
most wanted players from other guilds for stealing kills from Warriors Guild Members.
There are three obvious exits: north, up and south.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo, a tabby cat, MadIgan and Cohen the Barbarian are standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
The corpse of MaYHeM SuaVo is on the floor.
The tabby cat bounces around happily.
Cohen the Barbarian bares his teeth and growls menacingly.
MadIgan and the tabby cat leave south.
Cohen the Barbarian says: Hard work being a lifetime in my own legend.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo laughs.
To the east, a town cryer shouts: Oh yay, oh yay. You've got to hurry up, whatever it is.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo says: oh well
Cohen the Barbarian punches crazily at thin air.
say this sux
You say: this sux
> The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo says: he isn't any smarter though i must say
say the yellow rod was like recharging! that's why i couldn't heal!
You exclaim: the yellow rod was like recharging! that's why i couldn't heal!
> Cohen the Barbarian bares his teeth and growls menacingly.
laugh with mayhem
Cohen the Barbarian asks: Bloomin' bards! I never got any royalyies! That'sh the shaga of my
life. Eighty yearsh is the bushiness and what have I got to show for it?
You laugh with the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo.
> Banedon arrives from the north.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo says: i ran out of darn eyes...sucks
Cohen the Barbarian bares his teeth and growls menacingly.
nod mayhem
You nod at the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo.
> l
This is the Guildhall of Warriors. This is where they wrack their brains thinking of where to
find new monsters for members to kill. Upstairs from here is where the Guildmaster, Cohen the
Barbarian, hangs out. Better be sure you have an appointment to see him if you plan on going
there. Since he is now the guildmaster of the Warriors Guild, he will know what an appointment
is! There are posters on the walls here of the most hated monsters, and also a section on the
most wanted players from other guilds for stealing kills from Warriors Guild Members.
There are three obvious exits: north, up and south.
Banedon, the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo and Cohen the Barbarian are standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
The corpse of MaYHeM SuaVo is on the floor.
> The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo says: get some and finish him off...he's out of vials and in bad shape
Cohen the Barbarian punches crazily at thin air.
To the south, Crush d'Crypt shouts asking: any priest with a giant eagle's feather around!?!?
grin
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo shrugs.
You grin.
> health all
Banedon is in good shape.
The small blue light is in good shape.
Herami is in good shape.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo appears to be dead.
Cohen the Barbarian is in bad shape.
> Nearby to the northeast, Beeblebrox yells: whoever wants to go kill wolves meet at the drum!!
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo says: better get raised ;)
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo leaves north.
You follow the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo north.
A small blue light arrives from the south.
This is the advancement area of The Warriors' Guild. Many warriors are here advancing their
skills further to enable them to kill evil monsters quicker. To the south you can see the guild
hall, off to the east you can hear various clanging noises, just to the north you can see the
lobby and to the west a large open faced building. There is a large sign attached to a post in
the middle of the ground.
There is the residual taste of magic in this place.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, east, west and southeast.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo is standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo leaves south.
You follow the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo south.
A small blue light arrives from the north.
This is the Guildhall of Warriors. This is where they wrack their brains thinking of where to
find new monsters for members to kill. Upstairs from here is where the Guildmaster, Cohen the
Barbarian, hangs out. Better be sure you have an appointment to see him if you plan on going
there. Since he is now the guildmaster of the Warriors Guild, he will know what an appointment
is! There are posters on the walls here of the most hated monsters, and also a section on the
most wanted players from other guilds for stealing kills from Warriors Guild Members.
There are three obvious exits: north, up and south.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo, Banedon and Cohen the Barbarian are standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
The corpse of MaYHeM SuaVo is on the floor.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo loses you.
The ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo and the small blue light leave north.
Cohen the Barbarian bares his teeth and growls menacingly.
l
This is the Guildhall of Warriors. This is where they wrack their brains thinking of where to
find new monsters for members to kill. Upstairs from here is where the Guildmaster, Cohen the
Barbarian, hangs out. Better be sure you have an appointment to see him if you plan on going
there. Since he is now the guildmaster of the Warriors Guild, he will know what an appointment
is! There are posters on the walls here of the most hated monsters, and also a section on the
most wanted players from other guilds for stealing kills from Warriors Guild Members.
There are three obvious exits: north, up and south.
Banedon and Cohen the Barbarian are standing here.
The corpse of MaYHeM SuaVo is on the floor.
> health all
Cohen the Barbarian bares his teeth and growls menacingly.
Herami is in good shape.
Banedon is in good shape.
Cohen the Barbarian is in bad shape.
> i
Holding : a yellow rod (right hand and left hand).
Wearing : an iron protective, a pink crystal ring, a gold necklace, a silver pendant, a gold
bracelet, a silver necklace, a gold ring, a black metal medallion, a quartz necklace, a
silver ring, an amulet of confession, a sexy lace teddy, a tabard, a black leather eye
patch, a black backpack and a wizard's pointy hat.
Carrying: a bronze helm, a flat cap, a lightable torch, a dagger, a wooden djelian shield and an
old key.
Your purse contains only moths.
> l rod
Cohen the Barbarian exclaims: Backache, pilesh, bad digeshtion and a hundred different recipesh
for shoop. Shoop! I hate shoop!
It is made of some kind of translucent glass.
Available Powers:
sanctuary: will keep your foes at bay.
bless: gives you the blessing of the gods.
dustdevil: summons a dust whirlwind to protect you.
know: helps to determine the good (or bad) in a person
barrier: calls a temporary barrier to protect you.
heal: heals you...
To use a power on someone else: use rod to cast on
To use a power on yourself: use rod to cast
It emits a bright octarine colour.
It is in excellent condition.
> Cohen the Barbarian punches crazily at thin air.
Cohen the Barbarian says: It'sh my teeths, you shee. No-one takes you sheriously when you have
no teeths, they shay "Shit down by the fire grandad, have shome shoop!"
Mayhem tells you: maybe next time i should wait for my hps to go back up =P
nod mayhem
Saving...
Cohen the Barbarian bares his teeth and growls menacingly.
You nod at the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo.
> Cohen the Barbarian says: I hopesh Bethan getsch my denishtry back to me schune.
tell mayhem and why weren't you using faith man??
Cohen the Barbarian punches crazily at thin air.
You ask the ghost of MaYHeM SuaVo: and why weren't you using faith man??
> Banedon leaves up.
MadIgan and a tabby cat arrive from the south.
Banedon arrives from above.
MadIgan and the tabby cat leave north.
Cohen the Barbarian bares his teeth and growls menacingly.
Cohen the Barbarian issues a bloodcurdling scream.
Cohen the Barbarian says: I hopesh Bethan getsch my denishtry back to me schune.
Mayhem tells you: i thought i might as well die...didn't even use my staff to fight =P
Cohen the Barbarian issues a bloodcurdling scream.
To the south, Crush d'Crypt shouts asking: hello? any priest with a giant eagles feather around??
Cohen the Barbarian punches crazily at thin air.
talk haha...so you were fighting him unarmed?
You ask MaYHeM SuaVo: haha...so you were fighting him unarmed?
> score
You have 1912 (1912) hit points, 447 (447) guild points, 158 (740) quest points and 500 (500)
social points.
Your current experience is 254908 and you are level 318 in the Wizards' Guild; your overall
rating is 36392.
You have died 4 times and can die 5 times before you are completely dead.
Your wimpy is set to 70%.
You will surrender at 75% of your maximum hit points.
You are burdened.
You are quite good, worshipping no god.
You are 21 days, 8 hours, 12 minutes and 46 seconds old and have logged in 536 times.
> l
This is the Guildhall of Warriors. This is where they wrack their brains thinking of where to
find new monsters for members to kill. Upstairs from here is where the Guildmaster, Cohen the
Barbarian, hangs out. Better be sure you have an appointment to see him if you plan on going
there. Since he is now the guildmaster of the Warriors Guild, he will know what an appointment
is! There are posters on the walls here of the most hated monsters, and also a section on the
most wanted players from other guilds for stealing kills from Warriors Guild Members.
There are three obvious exits: north, up and south.
Banedon and Cohen the Barbarian are standing here.
The corpse of MaYHeM SuaVo is on the floor.
> health all
Cohen the Barbarian bares his teeth and growls menacingly.
Banedon is in good shape.
Herami is in good shape.
Cohen the Barbarian is not in good shape.
> l cohen
This is the Disc's greatest hero, currently back in Ankh-Morpork from a rampage through the
Counterweight Continent, to fill in as weaponmaster for the Warriors' Guild. He is skinny,
exceedingly elderly , totally bald, with a beard almost down to his knees and a pair of
matchstick legs on which varicose veins have traced the street map of quite a large city. He has
so many scars you could play noughts and crosses on him, although your hand would be chopped off
if you dared. Though old, he looks exceedingly mean. Be careful not to cross him!
He is not in good shape.
He is standing.
Holding : the Wyrm Sword (right hand and left hand).
Wearing : a leopard skin loincloth, a skull-design buckle and belt and two gold skull-motif
bracelets.
His purse is bulging with coins.
> Cohen the Barbarian issues a bloodcurdling scream.
Cibbet arrives from the south.
Cibbet leaves north.
MaYHeM SuaVo and a small blue light arrive from the north.
MaYHeM SuaVo gets a quartz necklace, a black metal medallion, a wizard's pointy hat, a diamond
ring, a sapphire ring, a silver bracelet, an emerald ring, two thief's dagger scabbards, a
wedding ring, a ruby ring, a womble brooch, a black silk shirt, an iron amulet, a black backpack,
a pair of black silk trousers, a pair of Doc Martens, two troll left eyes and a pair of iron
gauntlets from the corpse of MaYHeM SuaVo.
Mayhem asks you: how many hits did i make this time?
MaYHeM SuaVo equips a pair of iron gauntlets, a pair of Doc Martens, a pair of black silk
trousers, a black backpack, an iron amulet, a black silk shirt, a womble brooch, a ruby ring, two
thief's dagger scabbards, a wedding ring, an emerald ring, a silver bracelet, a sapphire ring, a
diamond ring, a wizard's pointy hat, a black metal medallion and a quartz necklace.
Cibbet arrives from the north.
Cibbet leaves south.
Cohen the Barbarian punches crazily at thin air.
talk hang
You tell MaYHeM SuaVo: hang
> Cohen the Barbarian loses the insane look in his eye and now just looks tired.
Banedon leaves north.
MaYHeM SuaVo says: en taro suavo
MaYHeM SuaVo and the small blue light leave south.
MaYHeM SuaVo and a small blue light arrive from the south.
MaYHeM SuaVo says: who's been hitting cohen? =P
Travis arrives from the south.
Travis leaves north.
Nearby to the northeast, Zix Mendosi shouts asking in wommon: how do i stop speaking wommon?
Cohen the Barbarian exclaims: My lumbago is giving me gyp again!
Cohen the Barbarian screams at his arthritis and falls over, picking himself up quickly.
talk you took over 43 hits man! jeez!
You tell MaYHeM SuaVo exclaiming: you took over 43 hits man! jeez!
> l
Cohen the Barbarian says: Trollsh! They alwaysh spit the bitsh out! Can't digesht people, shee?
I hear someone say it's because they're shilicashe... a shillycaysheou... made out of
rocksh.
This is the Guildhall of Warriors. This is where they wrack their brains thinking of where to
find new monsters for members to kill. Upstairs from here is where the Guildmaster, Cohen the
Barbarian, hangs out. Better be sure you have an appointment to see him if you plan on going
there. Since he is now the guildmaster of the Warriors Guild, he will know what an appointment
is! There are posters on the walls here of the most hated monsters, and also a section on the
most wanted players from other guilds for stealing kills from Warriors Guild Members.
There are three obvious exits: north, up and south.
MaYHeM SuaVo and Cohen the Barbarian are standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
The corpse of MaYHeM SuaVo is on the floor.
> health all
The small blue light is in good shape.
MaYHeM SuaVo is in bad shape.
Herami is in good shape.
Cohen the Barbarian is in very bad shape.
> say it wasn't me
You say: it wasn't me
> say wanna kill him?!
You exclaim: wanna kill him?!
> Cohen the Barbarian says: If I wash twenty yearsh younger...
MaYHeM SuaVo says: he's in very bad shape =P
l
This is the Guildhall of Warriors. This is where they wrack their brains thinking of where to
find new monsters for members to kill. Upstairs from here is where the Guildmaster, Cohen the
Barbarian, hangs out. Better be sure you have an appointment to see him if you plan on going
there. Since he is now the guildsay fire bunnies will do =)
master of the Warriors Guild, he will know what an appointment
is! There are posters on the walls here of the most hated monsters, and also a section on the
most wanted players from other guilds for stealing kills from Warriors Guild Members.
There are three obvious exits: north, up and south.
MaYHeM SuaVo and Cohen the Barbarian are standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
The corpse of MaYHeM SuaVo is on the floor.
> MaYHeM SuaVo says: not in my condition
You say: fire bunnies will do =)
> grin
l cohen
Cohen the Barbarian says: I'd be sheventy-two.
You grin.
> This is the Disc's greatest hero, currently back in Ankh-Morpork from a rampage through the
Counterweight Continent, to fill in as weaponmaster for the Warriors' Guild. He is skinny,
exceedingly elderly , totally bald, with a beard almost down to his knees and a pair of
matchstick legs on which varicose veins have traced the street map of quite a large city. He has
so many scars you could play noughts and crosses on him, although your hand would be chopped off
if you dared. Though old, he looks exceedingly mean. Be careful not to cross him!
He is in bad shape.
He is standing.
Holding : the Wyrm Sword (right hand and left hand).
Wearing : a leopard skin loincloth, a skull-design buckle and belt and two gold skull-motif
bracelets.
His purse is bulging with coins.
> health all
The small blue light is in good shape.
MaYHeM SuaVo is in bad shape.
Herami is in good shape.
Cohen the Barbarian is in bad shape.
> get carrot from hat
MaYHeM SuaVo says: revenge for me
You get a carrot from a pocket in the wizard's pointy hat.
> get cap and helm from backpack
To the northeast, Old Tom, the tongueless and magical octiron bell of Unseen University, tolls
ten sonorous silences.
To the southeast, the silver pedal-driven carillon of the Fools' Guild tinkles ten times.
There is no cap and helm in the black backpack.
> nod mayhem
You nod at MaYHeM SuaVo.
> i
Holding : a yellow rod (right hand and left hand).
Wearing : an iron protective, a pink crystal ring, a gold necklace, a silver pendant, a gold
bracelet, a silver necklace, a gold ring, a black metal medallion, a quartz necklace, a
silver ring, an amulet of confession, a sexy lace teddy, a tabard, a black leather eye
patch, a black backpack and a wizard's pointy hat.
Carrying: a carrot, a bronze helm, a flat cap, a lightable torch, a dagger, a wooden djelian
shield and an old key.
Your purse contains only moths.
> use rod to cast sanctuary
As you use the yellow rod a bolt of faith flashes from above.
> remove hat
wear cap
remove cap
wear helm
remove helm
wear hat
Cohen the Barbarian sighs.
You are protected from the wrath of your enemies.
bunny cohen
You remove a wizard's pointy hat.
> You feel a momentary itch at the back of your neck.
You wear a flat cap.
> You remove a flat cap.
> Queued command: wear helm
> Queued command: remove helm
> Queued command: wear hat
> Your eyes prickle for a moment.
You wear a bronze helm.
You remove a bronze helm.
Queued command: bunny cohen
> You wear a wizard's pointy hat.
You prepare to cast Kamikaze Oryctolagus Flammula on Cohen the Barbarian.
n
n
You wiggle your eyebrows around a bit.
Queued command: north
> Queued command: north
> n
You think about a nice, big, orange, burning carrot.
e
Queued command: north
> s
s
s
s
Queued command: east
> You point at Cohen the Barbarian.
Queued command: south
> Queued command: south
> Queued command: south
> Queued command: south
> You set fire to the carrot ceremonially with the torch.
The carrot floats up and hovers above Cohen the Barbarian.
This is the advancement area of The Warriors' Guild. Many warriors are here advancing their
skills further to enable them to kill evil monsters quicker. To the south you can see the guild
hall, off to the east you can hear various clanging noises, just to the north you can see the
lobby and to the west a large open faced building. There is a large sign attached to a post in
the middle of the ground.
There is the residual taste of magic in this place.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, east, west and southeast.
A tabby cat, MadIgan and wilLliam are standing here.
This is the entrance to the Warriors' Guild. A heavy odour of sweat and alcohol hangs in the
air. The walls are lined with dozens of trophies gathered by the head bashing of the guild
members. Against one wall a set of sturdy stairs lead upwards. The sounds of the city can be
heard to the north, while the musical rhythms of steel striking steel draws your attention south.
Through an open archway to the west you see many large warriors enjoying the finer things in
life, namely booze, gaming, and the opposite sex. Along the walls are many marble busts of
famous heroes of the Disc. Next to the busts is a sign.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, east, west and up.
A helpful street urchin is meditating here.
You pass under the archway onto the streets of Ankh-Morpork.
It is night and there is no moon.
You are on Filigree Street where Yek's Alley joins from the north. To the south is a gateway
leading into a courtyard, while just to the east you can see a pub. Filigree Street continues
east and west.
Quite a few people, some in small groups, walk, trot and lurch along the street.
There is the residual taste of magic in this place.
It is a freezing cold backspindlewinter's night with a steady wind and many puffy clouds.
There are three obvious exits: south, east and west.
It is night and there is no moon.
This is the street just outside the infamous Mended Drum pub. A sturdy door leads into the pub
to the north (if you dare), and streets lead away to the south, east and west. A nearby sign,
specially provided outside the Drum to aid the numerous drunken revellers, almost proclaims that
south is Short Street and east-west is Filigree Street. There's a small table on the wall here.
Crowds of people jostle you constantly, so keep an eye on your pockets...
It is a freezing cold backspindlewinter's night with a steady wind and many puffy clouds.
There are four obvious exits: south, north, east and west.
Elvanor Impalemehere'X' is meditating here.
Puc d'Herdt, Lujan, Eclips, AuburN N'litened, Zix Mendosi, a deadly fluffy hawk and Beeblebrox
are standing here.
It is night and there is no moon.
This is Short Street, which leads north and south from here. In the distance to the north you
can see a seedy-looking pub. To the west, Clarty Street winds into the distance.
This seems to be a busy part of the city, with many people hurrying to various destinations.
It is a freezing cold backspindlewinter's night with a steady wind and many puffy clouds.
There are three obvious exits: north, south and west.
MaYHeM SuaVo grins at you.
It is night and there is no moon.
On this part of Short Street you can see a nice-looking shop to the west while The Lees starts
off to the east. Short Street continues north a little, towards Filigree Street and the infamous
Mended Drum, but most of Ankh-Morpork's longest street is to the south.
This seems to be a busy part of the city, with many people hurrying to various destinations.
It is a freezing cold backspindlewinter's night with a steady wind and many puffy clouds.
There are four obvious exits: north, south, west and east.
A greedy merchant is standing here.
Mayhem tells you: he died
put cap and helm in backpack
It is night and there is no moon.
This section of Short Street is where Smittles Way crosses over from the west and becomes Skittle
Alley. To the north you can make out what looks like a pub. To the south, the longest street in
Ankh-Morpork, Short Street, fades into the distance.
This seems to be a busy part of the city, with many grin mayhem
people hurrying to various destinations.
It is a freezing cold backspindlewinter's night with a steady wind and many puffy clouds.
There are four obvious exits: north, south, east and west.
The net dead statue of Thraw and an excited priestess are standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
It is night and there is no moon.
This is Short Street between God Street to the south and Smittles Way and Skittles Alley to the
north.
This seems to be a busy part of the city, with many people hurrying to various destinations.
It is a freezing cold backspindlewinter's night with a steady wind and many puffy clouds.
There are two obvious exits: north and south.
Two little old ladies and the net dead statue of GUYVER are standing here.
Queued command: put cap and helm in backpack
> You put the flat cap and the bronze helm in a pocket in the black backpack.
You feel dizzy for a moment, but it passes.
Queued command: grin mayhem
> You grin at MaYHeM SuaVo.
To the northeast, the bell of the Assassins' Guild clock slowly chimes ten times.
score
MaYHeM SuaVo laughs with you.
You feel the protection leave you.
For a moment you feel like skipping, but it passes.
You listen to the pleasant strains of a flute being played. It is suddenly cut off, and then
there is a sudden scream.
One of the little old ladies says: My back's giving me gyp.
You have 1912 (1912) hit points, 447 (447) guild points, 158 (740) quest points and 500 (500)
social points.
Your current experience is 255428 and you are level 318 in the Wizards' Guild; your overall
rating is 36392.
You have died 4 times and can die 5 times before you are completely dead.
Your wimpy is set to 70%.
You will surrender at 75% of your maximum hit points.
You are burdened.
You are quite good, worshipping no god.
You are 21 days, 8 hours, 18 minutes and 23 seconds old and have logged in 536 times.
> One of the little old ladies says: My back's giving me gyp.
i
Holding : a yellow rod (right hand and left hand).
Wearing : an iron protective, a pink crystal ring, a gold necklace, a silver pendant, a gold
bracelet, a silver necklace, a gold ring, a black metal medallion, a quartz necklace, a
silver ring, an amulet of confession, a sexy lace teddy, a tabard, a black leather eye
patch, a black backpack and a wizard's pointy hat.
Carrying: a lightable torch, a dagger, a wooden djelian shield and an old key.
Your purse contains only moths.
> l backpack
The little old lady mutters under her breath.
This is a large, black leather backpack with a couple of hefty straps to support it on each
shoulder - you could wear it on just one shoulder, although it would be awkward. It will hold a
lot of things.
The black backpack has two side pockets and one main pocket.
It contains: a bronze helm, a flat cap, some fine white ash, an ornate warhammer, a red mace, a
forest green cane, an iron chain, a giant left eye, some Ankh-Morpork dollars and some
Ankh-Morpork pence, a bug, a muddy river ankh brown thread, two iron keys, an open diary, two
giant right eyes, a quill, a small turquoise vial, a pink crystal ring, a beeswax candle and a
troll left eye.
It is in excellent condition.
> n
It is night and there is no moon.
This section of Short Street is where Smittles Way crosses over from the west and becomes Skittle
Alley. To the north you can make out what looks like a pub. To the south, the longest street in
Ankh-Morpork, Short Street, fades into the distance.
This seems to be a busy part of the city, with many people hurrying to various destinations.
It is a freezing cold backspindlewinter's night with a steady wind and many puffy clouds.
There are four obvious exits: north, south, east and west.
The net dead statue of Thraw and an excited priestess are stn
anding here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
> It is night and there is no moon.
The junction of Short Street and The Lees. It's dark here, isn't it?
It is a freezing cold backspindlewinter's night with a steady wind and many puffy clouds.
There are four obvious exits: north, south, west and east.
Some objects you can't make out are here.
> n
It is night and there is no moon.
The intersection of Short Street and Clarty Street. It's dark here, isn't it?
It is a freezing cold backspindlewinter's night with a steady wind and many puffy clouds.
There are three obvious exits: north, south and west.
> n
It is night and there is no moon.
This is the street just outside the infamous Mended Drum pub. A sturdy door leads into the pub
to the north (if you dare), and streets lead away to the south, east and west. A nearby sign,
specially provided outside the Drum to aid the numerous drunken revellers, almost proclaims that
south is Short Street and east-west is Filigree Street. There's a small table on the wall here.
Crowds of people jostle you constantly, so keep an eye on your pockets...
It is a freezing cold backspindlewinter's night with a steady wind and many puffy clouds.
There are four obvious exits: south, north, east and west.
Elvanor Impalemehere'X' is meditating here.
Puc d'Herdt, Lujan, Eclips, AuburN N'litened, Zix Mendosi, a deadly fluffy hawk and Beeblebrox
are standing here.
> w
It is night and there is no moon.
The junction of Filigree Street and Yek's Alley. It's dark here, isn't it?
It is a freezing cold backspindlewinter's night with a steady wind and many puffy clouds.
There are three obvious exits: south, east and west.
> s
This is the entrance to the Warriors' Guild. A heavy odour of sweat and alcohol hangs in the
air. The walls are lined with dozens of trophies gathered by the head bashing of the guild
members. Against one wall a set of sturdy stairs lead upwards. The sounds of the city can be
heard to the north, while the musical rhythms of steel striking steel draws your attention south.
Through an open archway to the west you see many large warriors enjoying the finer things in
life, namely booze, gaming, and the opposite sex. Along the walls are many marble busts of
famous heroes of the Disc. Next to the busts is a sign.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, east, west and up.
A helpful street urchin is meditating here.
> s
This is the advancement area of The Warriors' Guild. Many warriors are here advancing their
skills further to enable them to kill evil monsters quicker. To the south you can see the guild
hall, off to the east you can hear various clanging noises, just to the north you can see the
lobby and to the west a large open faced building. There is a large sign attached to a post in
the middle of the ground.
There is the residual taste of magic in this place.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, east, west and southeast.
> s
This is the Guildhall of Warriors. This is where they wrack their brains thinking of where to
find new monsters for members to kill. Upstairs from here is where the Guildmaster, Cohen the
Barbarian, hangs out. Better be sure you have an appointment to see him if you plan on going
there. Since he is now the guildmaster of the Warriors Guild, he will know what an appointment
is! There are posters on the walls here of the most hated monsters, and also a section on the
most wanted players from other guilds for stealing kills from Warriors Guild Members.
There is the residual taste of magic in this place.
There are three obvious exits: north, up and south.
WilLliam and MaYHeM SuaVo are standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
The corpse of Cohen the Barbarian and the somewhat decayed remains of corpse are on the floor.
> WilLliam utters a quick prayer.
dance
MaYHeM SuaVo thanks wilLliam.
Cibbet arrives from the south.
You dance the disco duck. Feels silly, doesn't it?
> Cibbet leaves north.
WilLliam utters a quick prayer.
l corpse
WilLliam places his hands on MaYHeM SuaVo.
This is the dead body of Cohen the Barbarian.
> WilLliam utters a quick prayer.
WilLliam places his hands on MaYHeM SuaVo.
WilLliam utters a quick prayer.
meditate
Cibbet arrives from the north.
WilLliam utters a quick prayer.
You meditate.
> WilLliam places his hands on MaYHeM SuaVo.
Cibbet leaves south.
WilLliam utters a quick prayer.
talk oh great...he's gonna kill me next time i come by =)
You tell MaYHeM SuaVo: oh great...he's gonna kill me next time i come by =)
> i
Holding : a yellow rod (right hand and left hand).
Wearing : an iron protective, a pink crystal ring, a gold necklace, a silver pendant, a gold
bracelet, a silver necklace, a gold ring, a black metal medallion, a quartz necklace, a
silver ring, an amulet of confession, a sexy lace teddy, a tabard, a black leather eye
patch, a black backpack and a wizard's pointy hat.
Carrying: a lightable torch, a dagger, a wooden djelian shield and an old key.
Your purse contains only moths.
> WilLliam utters a quick prayer.
Mayhem tells you: i doubt it...he's still fuckin' stupid =P
WilLliam places his hands on MaYHeM SuaVo.
MaYHeM SuaVo thanks wilLliam.
MaYHeM SuaVo says: i am invigorated once again ;)
grin mayhem
You grin at MaYHeM SuaVo.
> WilLliam mascarades as 3 tm's simultaniously ;)
WilLliam studies a cute fluffy rabbit, wilLliam, a small blue light, MaYHeM SuaVo and you.
Nearby to the south, a town cryer shouts: Oh yay, oh yay. Vote for the Totalitarian Dictatorship
Party! Threed for President!
MaYHeM SuaVo draws the thief's dagger from the thief's dagger scabbard.
MaYHeM SuaVo gets a human head from the Warriors' Guild Hall.
i
MaYHeM SuaVo eats the human head.
Holding : a yellow rod (right hand and left hand).
Wearing : an iron protective, a pink crystal ring, a gold necklace, a silver pendant, a gold
bracelet, a silver necklace, a gold ring, a black metal medallion, a quartz necklace, a
silver ring, an amulet of confession, a sexy lace teddy, a tabard, a black leather eye
patch, a black backpack and a wizard's pointy hat.
Carrying: a lightable torch, a dagger, a wooden djelian shield and an old key.
Your purse contains only moths.
> laugh mayhem
You laugh at MaYHeM SuaVo.
> WilLliam bounces around MaYHeM SuaVo.
MaYHeM SuaVo sheathes the thief's dagger in the thief's dagger scabbard.
Mayhem asks you: want his stuff?
talk my stupid rod is still here! but it was like recharging or some shit
You tell MaYHeM SuaVo: my stupid rod is still here! but it was like recharging or some shit
> talk no thanx
You tell MaYHeM SuaVo: no thanx
> say you wouldn't have died....shitty rod
You say: you wouldn't have died....shitty rod
> talk so now we know...rods take time to recharge
You tell MaYHeM SuaVo: so now we know...rods take time to recharge
> MaYHeM SuaVo says: haha, should've just used my old staff =P
laugh
You laugh.
> say what good would that do ya?
You ask: what good would that do ya?
> (newbie) Kaji arrives on Discworld for the first time!
WilLliam seems to be having trouble with his link.
MadIgan and a tabby cat arrive from the north.
MadIgan and the tabby cat leave south.
MadIgan and a tabby cat arrive from the south.
WilLliam leaves up.
MadIgan tidies up the place, clearing away the decapitated corpse of Cohen the Barbarian.
MadIgan and the tabby cat leave north.
WilLliam arrives from above.
WilLliam nods.
WilLliam leaves south.
MadIgan and a tabby cat arrive from the north.
The tabby cat meows.
l
This is the Guildhall of Warriors. This is where they wrack their brains thinking of where to
find new monsters for members to kill. Upstairs from here is where the Guildmaster, Cohen the
Barbarian, hangs out. Better be sure you have an appointment to see him if you plan on going
there. Since he is now the guildmaster of the Warriors Guild, he will know what an appointment
is! There are posters on the walls here of the most hated monsters, and also a section on the
most wanted players from other guilds for stealing kills from Warriors Guild Members.
There is the residual taste of magic in this place.
There are three obvious exits: north, up and south.
A tabby cat, MadIgan and MaYHeM SuaVo are standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
The somewhat decayed remains of corpse is on the floor.
> score
Cibbet arrives from the south.
Cibbet leaves north.
You have 1912 (1912) hit points, 447 (447) guild points, 158 (740) quest points and 500 (500)
social points.
Your current experience is 255846 and you are level 318 in the Wizards' Guild; your overall
rating is 36392.
You have died 4 times and can die 5 times before you are completely dead.
Your wimpy is set to 70%.
You will surrender at 75% of your maximum hit points.
You are burdened.
You are quite good, worshipping no god.
You are 21 days, 8 hours, 22 minutes and 46 seconds old and have logged in 536 times.
> MaYHeM SuaVo says: well i would've been able to do that little bit more damage
say yes!
The tabby cat bounces around happily.
Cibbet arrives from the north.
The tabby cat purrs like a cute kitten.
say you were only a bit off
say could have killed him with one pragi myself =)
Cibbet leaves south.
You exclaim: yes!
> You say: you were only a bit off
> MaYHeM SuaVo says: he was in pretty bad shape already
Saving...
You say: could have killed him with one pragi myself =)
> MadIgan and the tabby cat leave up.
MaYHeM SuaVo says: hate it when i run out of eyes
nod
You nod.
> MaYHeM SuaVo says: oh well...like i said it's about time i died ;)
laugh
(newbie) Arne arrives on Discworld for the first time!
WilLliam arrives from the south.
You laugh.
> say so when's bed time??
You ask: so when's bed time??
> WilLliam leaves north.
MaYHeM SuaVo removes a pair of iron gauntlets.
MaYHeM SuaVo puts the pair of iron gauntlets in a pocket in the black backpack.
MaYHeM SuaVo gets a pair of black gloves from a pocket in a black backpack.
MaYHeM SuaVo wears a pair of black gloves.
Cibbet arrives from the south.
Cibbet leaves north.
MaYHeM SuaVo says: dunno
MaYHeM SuaVo says: soon i guess
Cibbet arrives from the north.
Cibbet leaves south.
nod mayhem
You nod at MaYHeM SuaVo.
> l
This is the Guildhall of Warriors. This is where they wrack their brains thinking of where to
find new monsters for members to kill. Upstairs from here is where the Guildmaster, Cohen the
Barbarian, hangs out. Better be sure you have an appointment to see him if you plan on going
there. Since he is now the guildmaster of the Warriors Guild, he will know what an appointment
is! There are posters on the walls here of the most hated monsters, and also a section on the
most wanted players from other guilds for stealing kills from Warriors Guild Members.
There is the residual taste of magic in this place.
There are three obvious exits: north, up and south.
MaYHeM SuaVo is standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
The decayed remains of human is on the floor.
> score
You have 1912 (1912) hit points, 447 (447) guild points, 158 (740) quest points and 500 (500)
social points.
Your current experience is 256044 and you are level 318 in the Wizards' Guild; your overall
rating is 36392.
You have died 4 times and can die 5 times before you are completely dead.
Your wimpy is set to 70%.
You will surrender at 75% of your maximum hit points.
You are burdened.
You are quite good, worshipping no god.
You are 21 days, 8 hours, 25 minutes and 29 seconds old and have logged in 536 times.
> talk what am i gonna do with my xp man!?
You ask MaYHeM SuaVo: what am i gonna do with my xp man!?
> l hat
Even after taking a close look, you are quite sure that this is a wizard's hat, although it
doesn't seem to be of the standard issue cone-with-brim type. This hat has small cupboards in
it, where a wizard could keep his spell components, his loose change and perhaps even his lunch.
It appears to have something written on it.
The wizard's pointy hat has three interior pockets.
It contains: four carrots.
It is in excellent condition.
> i
Holding : a yellow rod (right hand and left hand).
Wearing : an iron protective, a pink crystal ring, a gold necklace, a silver pendant, a gold
bracelet, a silver necklace, a gold ring, a black metal medallion, a quartz necklace, a
silver ring, an amulet of confession, a sexy lace teddy, a tabard, a black leather eye
patch, a black backpack and a wizard's pointy hat.
Carrying: a lightable torch, a dagger, a wooden djelian shield and an old key.
Your purse contains only moths.
> l
This is the Guildhall of Warriors. This is where they wrack their brains thinking of where to
find new monsters for members to kill. Upstairs from here is where the Guildmaster, Cohen the
Barbarian, hangs out. Better be sure you have an appointment to see him if you plan on going
there. Since he is now the guildmaster of the Warriors Guild, he will know what an appointment
is! There are posters on the walls here of the most hated monsters, and also a section on the
most wanted players from other guilds for stealing kills from Warriors Guild Members.
There is the residual taste of magic in this place.
There are three obvious exits: north, up and south.
MaYHeM SuaVo is standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
The decayed remains of human is on the floor.
> Mayhem tells you: spend it
MadIgan and a tabby cat arrive from above.
MadIgan and the tabby cat leave south.
MaYHeM SuaVo offers to teach you 1 level of magic.spells.special for 50500 xp.
Use "learn" to learn the skill.
MaYHeM SuaVo laughs.
talk on what? could use it at the guild...but tjat's a waste
You tell MaYHeM SuaVo: on what? could use it at the guild...but tjat's a waste
> laugh
You laugh.
> Banedon arrives from the north.
Banedon leaves south.
MaYHeM SuaVo offers to teach you 1 level of magic.methods.elemental for 66000 xp.
Use "learn" to learn the skill.
MadIgan and a tabby cat arrive from the south.
MadIgan and the tabby cat leave north.
say sure sure =)
You say: sure sure =)
> Cibbet arrives from the south.
say going back to guild
You say: going back to guild
> Cibbet leaves north.
teleport gold ring
open door
push door
enter door
You prepare to cast Jogloran's Portal of Cheaper Travel on the gold ring.
> Mayhem tells you: go to the drum and learn something
Queued command: open door
> Queued command: push door
> Queued command: enter door
> You start to sketch a door in the air with your finger.
The lines you sketched in the air start to glow a red colour.
A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room.
Banedon arrives from the south.
You can see the door starting to materialise and you hope you don't notice the small figures
looking eagerly at the opening.
MaYHeM SuaVo follows you.
Banedon leaves north.
Cibbet arrives from the north.
You start dancing wildly around the door throwing power and moonbeams at it in the hopes of
scaring off the creatures.
A mysterious crystal door solidifies with a satisfying thump.
You open the mysterious crystal door.
Cibbet leaves south.
You push the mysterious crystal door, trying to make it fall.
You stand up.
You go through the mysterious crystal door.
MaYHeM SuaVo squeezes out of a hole that suddenly appears in the air.
A small blue light squeezes out of a hole that suddenly appears in the air.
MaYHeM SuaVo and a small blue light follow you.
The Wizards' Guild reception area.
This is where you automagically "advance" your skills.
There is one obvious exit: north.
MaYHeM SuaVo, Aron and Ellaron Lirralorn are standing here.
Two small blue lights are zipping about.
Some Ankh-Morpork pence is on the floor.
A bulletin board [ 50 notes ] is mounted on one wall.
A top ten table is in one corner.
MaYHeM SuaVo stops following you.
MaYHeM SuaVo opens the north door.
MaYHeM SuaVo and the small blue light leave north.
MaYHeM SuaVo closes the north door.
(newbie) Drith arrives on Discworld for the first time!
money
Your black backpack contains 164 Ankh-Morpork dollars and 328 Ankh-Morpork pence.
> cost all
======SKILLS=======Cur/Max==For Next=============================================================
covert............ 26/ 10 mastered | | | convoking... 268/300 6750 xp
| stealth......... 46/ 10 mastered | | | cursing..... 50/ 50 mastered
| | inside........ 75/ 10 mastered | | physical...... 139/ 50 mastered
| | outside....... 47/ 10 mastered | | | binding..... 308/300 mastered
| | underwater.... 17/ 10 mastered | | | brewing..... 34/ 50 1500 xp
| hiding.......... 24/ 10 mastered | | | chanting.... 59/ 50 mastered
| | person........ 37/ 10 mastered | | | dancing..... 43/ 50 1875 xp
| | object........ 12/ 10 mastered | | | enchanting.. 323/300 mastered
| lockpick........ 23/ 10 mastered | | | evoking..... 321/300 mastered
| | doors......... 37/ 10 mastered | | | healing..... 12/ 50 625 xp
| | safes......... 17/ 10 mastered | | | scrying..... 17/ 50 750 xp
| | traps......... 17/ 10 mastered | | spiritual..... 37/ 50 8000 xp
| manipulation.... 44/ 10 mastered | | | abjuring.... 50/ 50 mastered
| | palming....... 52/ 10 mastered | | | banishing... 27/ 50 1250 xp
| | passing....... 12/ 10 mastered | | | conjuring... 44/ 50 1875 xp
| | sleight-of-hand 12/ 10 mastered | | | divining.... 14/ 50 625 xp
| | stealing...... 100/ 10 mastered | | | summoning... 50/ 50 mastered
| casing.......... 7/ 10 1500 xp | items........... 107/ 50 mastered
| items........... 7/ 10 2250 xp | | held.......... 158/ 50 mastered
| points.......... 36/ 10 mastered | | | wand........ 229/300 5775 xp
crafts............ 10/ 10 mastered | | | rod......... 197/300 4950 xp
| smithing........ 10/ 10 mastered | | | staff....... 190/300 4800 xp
| | gold.......... 10/ 10 mastered | | | broom....... 16/ 50 750 xp
| | silver........ 10/ 10 mastered | | worn.......... 11/ 50 1000 xp
| | black......... 12/ 10 mastered | | scroll........ 250/300 6300 xp
| carpentry....... 10/ 10 mastered | | talisman...... 11/ 50 500 xp
| | furniture..... 10/ 10 mastered | points.......... 356/300 mastered
| | coopering..... 10/ 10 mastered other...............................
| | turning....... 10/ 10 mastered | tracking........ 25/ 25 mastered
| | whittling..... 10/ 10 mastered | swimming........ 25/ 25 mastered
| pottery......... 10/ 10 mastered | riding............................
| | forming....... 10/ 10 mastered | | horse......... 25/ 25 mastered
| | glazing....... 10/ 10 mastered | | camel......... 25/ 25 mastered
| | firing........ 10/ 10 mastered | climbing..........................
All From 1 to 35 of 88 (39%) - h for help. Arthain opens the north door.
Arthain arrives from the north.
The oak door slams shut in the small blue light's face.
Arthain closes the north door.
A small blue light darts into the area and zips around Arthain.
Aron has reconnected.
| materials....... 11/ 10 mastered | | tree.......... 25/ 25 mastered
| | tanning....... 12/ 10 mastered | | rock.......... 25/ 25 mastered
| | weaving....... 12/ 10 mastered | | rope.......... 25/ 25 mastered
| | spinning...... 10/ 10 mastered | valueing..........................
| points.......... 10/ 10 mastered | | gems.......... 0/ 25 250 xp
faith............. 40/ 5 mastered | | jewellery..... 0/ 25 250 xp
| rituals......... 13/ 5 mastered | | weapons....... 0/ 25 250 xp
| | offensive..... 11/ 5 mastered | | armour........ 0/ 25 250 xp
| | defensive..... 11/ 5 mastered | evaluating........................
| | curing........ 11/ 5 mastered | | weapons....... 0/ 25 250 xp
| | misc.......... 22/ 5 mastered | | armour........ 0/ 25 250 xp
| | | area........ 34/ 5 mastered | perception...... 239/ 25 mastered
| | | self........ 16/ 5 mastered | direction....... 25/ 25 mastered
| | | target...... 16/ 5 mastered | health.......... 112/ 25 mastered
| | special....... 11/ 5 mastered | points.......... 31/ 25 mastered
| items........... 74/ 5 mastered | language..........................
| | rod........... 138/ 5 mastered | | wizard_spells...................
| | scroll........ 11/ 5 mastered | | | written..... 100/ 25 mastered
| points.......... 34/ 5 mastered | | wommon..........................
fighting.......... 19/ 10 mastered | | | spoken........................
| combat.......... 29/ 10 mastered | | | written.......................
| | melee......... 68/ 10 mastered | | echthonica......................
| | | sharp....... 22/ 10 mastered | | | written.......................
| | | pierce...... 23/ 10 mastered | | djelian.........................
| | | blunt....... 209/ 10 mastered | | | spoken...... 66/ 25 mastered
| | | unarmed..... 20/ 10 mastered | | | written..... 29/ 25 mastered
| | range......... 14/ 10 mastered | | grunt...........................
| | parry......... 16/ 10 mastered | | | spoken........................
| | | melee....... 18/ 10 mastered | | aquateel........................
| | | range....... 14/ 10 mastered | | | written.......................
| | dodging....... 14/ 10 mastered | | gnomish.........................
| | special....... 36/ 10 mastered | | | spoken........................
| | | weapon...... 68/ 10 mastered | | | written.......................
| | | unarmed..... 20/ 10 mastered | | thieves'_cant...................
| | | tactics..... 20/ 10 mastered | | | spoken........................
All From 36 to 70 of 88 (79%) - h for help.
| points.......... 10/ 10 mastered | | | written.......................
magic............. 250/ 50 mastered | | zephyrial.......................
| spells.......... 424/ 50 mastered | | | written.......................
| | offensive..... 580/300 mastered | | agatean.........................
| | defensive..... 518/300 mastered | | | spoken........................
| | misc.......... 300/300 mastered | | | written.......................
| | special....... 300/300 mastered | | dwarven.........................
| methods......... 115/ 50 mastered | | | spoken........................
| | elemental..... 98/ 50 mastered | | | written.......................
| | | air......... 78/ 50 mastered | | common........ 6100/ 25 mastered
| | | earth....... 50/ 50 mastered | | | spoken...... 100/ 25 mastered
| | | fire........ 217/ 50 mastered | | | written..... 100/ 25 mastered
| | | water....... 50/ 50 mastered | | flagraris.......................
| | mental........ 187/ 50 mastered | | | written.......................
| | | animating... 248/ 50 mastered | | ephebian........................
| | | channeling.. 322/300 mastered | | | spoken........................
| | | charming.... 50/ 50 mastered | | | written.......................
===============================> You have 256239 points to spend <===============================
> get coins from backpack
You get some Ankh-Morpork dollars and some Ankh-Morpork pence from a pocket in the black
backpack.
> Mayhem tells you: i think you should try doing what i did with cohen one day, but with full
health
advance magic.methods.mental.convoking by 234
Your guild hasn't the resources to train you as far as you requested in
magic.methods.mental.convoking. It trains you to level 300.
You advance your skill in magic.methods.mental.convoking from 268 to 300 for 228375 xp and
A$57.07.
> score
You have 1912 (1912) hit points, 447 (447) guild points, 158 (740) quest points and 500 (500)
social points.
Your current experience is 27984 and you are level 321 in the Wizards' Guild; your overall rating
is 36584.
You have died 4 times and can die 5 times before you are completely dead.
Your wimpy is set to 70%.
You will surrender at 75% of your maximum hit points.
You are burdened.
You are quite good, worshipping no god.
You are 21 days, 8 hours, 29 minutes and 1 second old and have logged in 536 times.
> noe mayhem
What?
> nod mayhem
You nod at MaYHeM SuaVo.
> Mayhem tells you: see how many hits you can take...i'm sure you can take on about as much as i
can...then you can go try the basilisk.
talk just maxed out convoking
You tell MaYHeM SuaVo: just maxed out convoking
> talk bastie man....i'll i give you the log sometime =)
You tell MaYHeM SuaVo: bastie man....i'll i give you the log sometime =)
> Arthain advances his skills.
l
The Wizards' Guild reception area.
This is where you automagically "advance" your skills.
There is one obvious exit: north.
Arthain, Aron and Ellaron Lirralorn are standing here.
Two small blue lights are zipping about.
Some Ankh-Morpork pence is on the floor.
A bulletin board [ 50 notes ] is mounted on one wall.
A top ten table is in one corner.
> cost all
======SKILLS=======Cur/Max==For Next=============================================================
covert............ 26/ 10 mastered | | | convoking... 300/300 mastered
| stealth......... 46/ 10 mastered | | | cursing..... 50/ 50 mastered
| | inside........ 75/ 10 mastered | | physical...... 139/ 50 mastered
| | outside....... 47/ 10 mastered | | | binding..... 308/300 mastered
| | underwater.... 17/ 10 mastered | | | brewing..... 34/ 50 1500 xp
| hiding.......... 24/ 10 mastered | | | chanting.... 59/ 50 mastered
| | person........ 37/ 10 mastered | | | dancing..... 43/ 50 1875 xp
| | object........ 12/ 10 mastered | | | enchanting.. 323/300 mastered
| lockpick........ 23/ 10 mastered | | | evoking..... 321/300 mastered
| | doors......... 37/ 10 mastered | | | healing..... 12/ 50 625 xp
| | safes......... 17/ 10 mastered | | | scrying..... 17/ 50 750 xp
| | traps......... 17/ 10 mastered | | spiritual..... 37/ 50 8000 xp
| manipulation.... 44/ 10 mastered | | | abjuring.... 50/ 50 mastered
| | palming....... 52/ 10 mastered | | | banishing... 27/ 50 1250 xp
| | passing....... 12/ 10 mastered | | | conjuring... 44/ 50 1875 xp
| | sleight-of-hand 12/ 10 mastered | | | divining.... 14/ 50 625 xp
| | stealing...... 100/ 10 mastered | | | summoning... 50/ 50 mastered
| casing.......... 7/ 10 1500 xp | items........... 107/ 50 mastered
| items........... 7/ 10 2250 xp | | held.......... 158/ 50 mastered
| points.......... 36/ 10 mastered | | | wand........ 229/300 5775 xp
crafts............ 10/ 10 mastered | | | rod......... 197/300 4950 xp
| smithing........ 10/ 10 mastered | | | staff....... 190/300 4800 xp
| | gold.......... 10/ 10 mastered | | | broom....... 16/ 50 750 xp
| | silver........ 10/ 10 mastered | | worn.......... 11/ 50 1000 xp
| | black......... 12/ 10 mastered | | scroll........ 250/300 6300 xp
| carpentry....... 10/ 10 mastered | | talisman...... 11/ 50 500 xp
| | furniture..... 10/ 10 mastered | points.......... 356/300 mastered
| | coopering..... 10/ 10 mastered other...............................
| | turning....... 10/ 10 mastered | tracking........ 25/ 25 mastered
| | whittling..... 10/ 10 mastered | swimming........ 25/ 25 mastered
| pottery......... 10/ 10 mastered | riding............................
| | forming....... 10/ 10 mastered | | horse......... 25/ 25 mastered
| | glazing....... 10/ 10 mastered | | camel......... 25/ 25 mastered
| | firing........ 10/ 10 mastered | climbing..........................
All From 1 to 35 of 88 (39%) - h for help. Arthain advances his skills.
Aron's thoughts seem to be elsewhere.
Aron enters a deep trance.
| materials....... 11/ 10 mastered | | tree.......... 25/ 25 mastered
| | tanning....... 12/ 10 mastered | | rock.......... 25/ 25 mastered
| | weaving....... 12/ 10 mastered | | rope.......... 25/ 25 mastered
| | spinning...... 10/ 10 mastered | valueing..........................
| points.......... 10/ 10 mastered | | gems.......... 0/ 25 250 xp
faith............. 40/ 5 mastered | | jewellery..... 0/ 25 250 xp
| rituals......... 13/ 5 mastered | | weapons....... 0/ 25 250 xp
| | offensive..... 11/ 5 mastered | | armour........ 0/ 25 250 xp
| | defensive..... 11/ 5 mastered | evaluating........................
| | curing........ 11/ 5 mastered | | weapons....... 0/ 25 250 xp
| | misc.......... 22/ 5 mastered | | armour........ 0/ 25 250 xp
| | | area........ 34/ 5 mastered | perception...... 239/ 25 mastered
| | | self........ 16/ 5 mastered | direction....... 25/ 25 mastered
| | | target...... 16/ 5 mastered | health.......... 112/ 25 mastered
| | special....... 11/ 5 mastered | points.......... 31/ 25 mastered
| items........... 74/ 5 mastered | language..........................
| | rod........... 138/ 5 mastered | | wizard_spells...................
| | scroll........ 11/ 5 mastered | | | written..... 100/ 25 mastered
| points.......... 34/ 5 mastered | | wommon..........................
fighting.......... 19/ 10 mastered | | | spoken........................
| combat.......... 29/ 10 mastered | | | written.......................
| | melee......... 68/ 10 mastered | | echthonica......................
| | | sharp....... 22/ 10 mastered | | | written.......................
| | | pierce...... 23/ 10 mastered | | djelian.........................
| | | blunt....... 209/ 10 mastered | | | spoken...... 66/ 25 mastered
| | | unarmed..... 20/ 10 mastered | | | written..... 29/ 25 mastered
| | range......... 14/ 10 mastered | | grunt...........................
| | parry......... 16/ 10 mastered | | | spoken........................
| | | melee....... 18/ 10 mastered | | aquateel........................
| | | range....... 14/ 10 mastered | | | written.......................
| | dodging....... 14/ 10 mastered | | gnomish.........................
| | special....... 36/ 10 mastered | | | spoken........................
| | | weapon...... 68/ 10 mastered | | | written.......................
| | | unarmed..... 20/ 10 mastered | | thieves'_cant...................
| | | tactics..... 20/ 10 mastered | | | spoken........................
All From 36 to 70 of 88 (79%) - h for help.
Arthain opens the north door.
Arthain and the small blue light leave north.
Arthain closes the north door.
| points.......... 10/ 10 mastered | | | written.......................
magic............. 251/ 50 mastered | | zephyrial.......................
| spells.......... 424/ 50 mastered | | | written.......................
| | offensive..... 580/300 mastered | | agatean.........................
| | defensive..... 518/300 mastered | | | spoken........................
| | misc.......... 300/300 mastered | | | written.......................
| | special....... 300/300 mastered | | dwarven.........................
| methods......... 117/ 50 mastered | | | spoken........................
| | elemental..... 98/ 50 mastered | | | written.......................
| | | air......... 78/ 50 mastered | | common........ 6100/ 25 mastered
| | | earth....... 50/ 50 mastered | | | spoken...... 100/ 25 mastered
| | | fire........ 217/ 50 mastered | | | written..... 100/ 25 mastered
| | | water....... 50/ 50 mastered | | flagraris.......................
| | mental........ 194/ 50 mastered | | | written.......................
| | | animating... 248/ 50 mastered | | ephebian........................
| | | channeling.. 322/300 mastered | | | spoken........................
| | | charming.... 50/ 50 mastered | | | written.......................
================================> You have 28110 points to spend <===============================
> To the south, Yukk yells: KILLL !
Aron has reconnected.
Aron wakes up.
Aron has reconnected.
Aron's thoughts seem to be elsewhere.
Aron enters a deep trance.
advance magic.items.held.wand by 345
Your lack of experience prevents you taking all the advancement you requested in
magic.items.held.wand. You are only trained up to level 233.
You advance your skill in magic.items.held.wand from 229 to 233 for 23250 xp and A$5.81.
> Mayhem tells you: hmm...buggerit
> Mayhem tells you: i keep losing the connection
talk what?
grin mayhem
You ask Hermione SuaVo and MaYHeM SuaVo: what?
> put coins in backpack
You grin at MaYHeM SuaVo.
> You put some Ankh-Morpork dollars and some Ankh-Morpork pence in a pocket in the black backpack.
> hug hermione
You hug Hermione SuaVo.
> money
Your black backpack contains 102 Ankh-Morpork dollars and 240 Ankh-Morpork pence.
> score
You have 1912 (1912) hit points, 447 (447) guild points, 158 (740) quest points and 495 (500)
social points.
Your current experience is 5136 and you are level 321 in the Wizards' Guild; your overall rating
is 36584.
You have died 4 times and can die 5 times before you are completely dead.
Your wimpy is set to 70%.
You will surrender at 75% of your maximum hit points.
You are burdened.
You are quite good, worshipping no god.
You are 21 days, 8 hours, 33 minutes and 35 seconds old and have logged in 536 times.
> talk haha! my guild level is probably higher than yush's! level 321 =)
You tell Hermione SuaVo and MaYHeM SuaVo: haha! my guild level is probably higher than yush's!
level 321 =)
> Hermione SuaVo smiles at you.
Aron wakes up.
talk lalala....i feel good!
You tell Hermione SuaVo and MaYHeM SuaVo exclaiming: lalala....i feel good!
> score
You have 1912 (1912) hit points, 447 (447) guild points, 158 (740) quest points and 500 (500)
social points.
Your current experience is 5196 and you are level 321 in the Wizards' Guild; your overall rating
is 36584.
You have died 4 times and can die 5 times before you are completely dead.
Your wimpy is set to 70%.
You will surrender at 75% of your maximum hit points.
You are burdened.
You are quite good, worshipping no god.
You are 21 days, 8 hours, 34 minutes and 15 seconds old and have logged in 536 times.
> Aron's thoughts seem to be elsewhere.
Aron enters a deep trance.
n
d
d
s
meditate
meditate
meditate
MaYHeM SuaVo laughs at you.
You open the north door.
You close the south door.
A large threadbare looking room. There is an old table over by the back wall with an old wizened
man standing behind it, he has a large staff with a knob on the end. The floor is old grey
stone, just off to the south is a solid looking oak door. There is an old archway to the north.
Some stairs go down to the Great Hall to the east.
There are three obvious exits: north, south and down.
> You skip down a flight of steps.
This particular hallway is cheerful and well-lit. At one end is a pair of staircases; one going
up, and one going down. The east and south walls have stone archways in them. A large friendly
looking door with a brass plate attached to it is north.
There are five obvious exits: up, down, north, south and east.
> Queued command: down
> You skip down a flight of steps.
This part of the Unseen University's great stairway is wide and well lit. The stairs go up and
down from here. A huge rowan wood door is to your south, and a smaller wooden door is north.
You can see the kitchen through the broad archway to the east.
There are three obvious exits: up, down and south.
MaYHeM SuaVo is standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
Queued command: south
> Queued command: meditate
> Queued command: meditate
> Queued command: meditate
> You open the south door.
You walk through the doorway.
You close the north door.
The Unseen University's curious equivalent of a gymnasium is a large cubic room with the walls,
ceiling and floor lined with strangely shaped tiles of metal and wood. It strikes you that the
room seems, well, solid and somehow more real than other rooms you know. You can make out some
scuffed chalk marks on the floor. A friendly-looking sign dominates one wall.
There is one obvious exit: north.
Arthain and Dwmmigh are standing here.
An open tome is on the floor.
You sink into a trance and channel your energies...
You feel your hidden reserves of health increase further.
You come out of the trance.
You sink into a trance and channel your energies...
You feel your hidden reserves of health increase further.
You come out of the trance.
You sink into a trance and channel your energies...
You feel your hidden reserves of health increase further.
You come out of the trance.
MaYHeM SuaVo opens the north door.
MaYHeM SuaVo arrives from the north.
MaYHeM SuaVo closes the north door.
A small blue light darts into the area and zips around MaYHeM SuaVo.
Arthain begins to peer with great concentration at an open tome.
meditate
Arthain stops staring at an open tome.
You sink into a trance and channel your energies...
You feel your hidden reserves of health increase further.
You come out of the trance.
> meditate
You meditate.
> meditate
It's too busy in here to meditate.
It's too busy in here to meditate.
> Arthain asks in wommon: have any eyes?
MaYHeM SuaVo shakes his head.
Saving...
Arthain opens the north door.
Arthain leaves north.
Arthain closes the north door.
(newbie) Maxjb: how do you get baldwins apprentice to fix stuff?
MaYHeM SuaVo says: level 3(9-1)2 in the guild...
say rascal =)}
You say: rascal =)}
> l
The Unseen University's curious equivalent of a gymnasium is a large cubic room with the walls,
ceiling and floor lined with strangely shaped tiles of metal and wood. It strikes you that the
room seems, well, solid and somehow more real than other rooms you know. You can make out some
scuffed chalk marks on the floor. A friendly-looking sign dominates one wall.
There is one obvious exit: north.
MaYHeM SuaVo and Dwmmigh are standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
An open tome is on the floor.
> MaYHeM SuaVo grins at you.
To the east, a town cryer shouts: Oh yay, oh yay. Any kind donations of Ornate Warhammer's will
be greatly appreciated, the poor wizard Zagor.
dance
You dance the disco duck. Feels silly, doesn't it?
> l
The Unseen University's curious equivalent of a gymnasium is a large cubic room with the walls,
ceiling and floor lined with strangely shaped tiles of metal and wood. It strikes you that the
room seems, well, solid and somehow more realscore
than other rooms you know. You can make out some
scuffed chalk marks on the floor. A friendly-looking sign dominates one wall.
There is one obvious exit: north.
MaYHeM SuaVo and Dwmmigh are standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
An open tome is on the floor.
> You have 1912 (1912) hit points, 378 (447) guild points, 158 (740) quest points and 498 (500)
social points.
Your current experience is 5415 and you are level 321 in the Wizards' Guild; your overall rating
is 36584.
You have died 4 times and can die 5 times before you are completely dead.
Your wimpy is set to 70%.
You will surrender at 75% of your maximum hit points.
You are burdened.
You are quite good, worshipping no god.
You are 21 days, 8 hours, 36 minutes and 44 seconds old and have logged in 536 times.
> use rod to cast bless on mayhem
MaYHeM SuaVo asks: okay, i've recovered from cohen...what should i do now?
As you use the yellow rod a bolt of faith flashes from above.
> To the southwest, Lance-Constable Bauxite yells: Uh...many o'clock un' all is well!
To the northeast, Old Tom, the tongueless and magical octiron bell of Unseen University, tolls
eleven sonorous silences.
MaYHeM SuaVo laughs at you.
MaYHeM SuaVo says: oh yeah...sell off this shit =P
To the south, the silver pedal-driven carillon of the Fools' Guild tinkles eleven times.
MaYHeM SuaVo opens the north door.
MaYHeM SuaVo and the small blue light leave north.
MaYHeM SuaVo closes the north door.
talk i think you should go to sleep
You tell Hermione SuaVo and MaYHeM SuaVo: i think you should go to sleep
> l
The Unseen University's curious equivalent of a gymnasium is a large cubic room with the walls,
ceiling and floor lined with strangely shaped tiles of metal and wood. It strikes you that the
room seems, well, solid and somehow more real than other rooms you know. You can make out some
scuffed chalk marks on the floor. A friendly-looking sign dominates one wall.
There is one obvious exit: north.
Dwmmigh is standing here.
An open tome is on the floor.
> meditate
You sink into a trance and channel your energies...
You feel your hidden reserves of health increase further.
You come out of the trance.
> meditate
You sink into a trance and channel your energies...
You feel that your hidden reserves of health are filled to capacity.
You come out of the trance.
> score
Mayhem tells you: actually...trip to the library hahaha
You have 1912 (1912) hit points, 328 (447) guild points, 158 (740) quest points and 500 (500)
social points.
Your current experience is 5502 and you are level 321 in the Wizards' Guild; your overall rating
is 36584.
You have died 4 times and can die 5 times before you are completely dead.
Your wimpy is set to 70%.
You will surrender at 75% of your maximum hit points.
You are burdened.
You are quite good, worshipping no god.
You are 21 days, 8 hours, 37 minutes and 43 seconds old and have logged in 536 times.
> talk haha
MaYHeM SuaVo opens the north door.
MaYHeM SuaVo arrives from the north.
MaYHeM SuaVo closes the north door.
A small blue light darts into the area and zips around MaYHeM SuaVo.
MaYHeM SuaVo opens the tome to page 1.
MaYHeM SuaVo reads page one of a tome.
You tell Hermione SuaVo and MaYHeM SuaVo: haha
> talk did you max out your hidden reserve before you took on cohen?
You ask Hermione SuaVo and MaYHeM SuaVo: did you max out your hidden reserve before you took on
cohen?
> MaYHeM SuaVo opens the tome to page 3.
MaYHeM SuaVo begins to peer with great concentration at a tome.
Nearby to the northeast, the bell of the Assassins' Guild clock slowly chimes eleven times.
MaYHeM SuaVo stops staring at an open tome.
MaYHeM SuaVo opens the tome to page 8.
MaYHeM SuaVo begins to peer with great concentration at an open tome.
MaYHeM SuaVo stops staring at an open tome.
MaYHeM SuaVo opens the tome to page 13.
MaYHeM SuaVo begins to peer with great concentration at an open tome.
MaYHeM SuaVo stops staring at an open tome.
l
The Unseen University's curious equivalent of a gymnasium is a large cubic room with the walls,
ceiling and floor lined with strangely shaped tiles of metal and wood. It strikes you that the
room seems, well, solid and somehow more real than other rooms you know. You can make out some
scuffed chalk marks on the floor. A friendly-looking sign dominates one wall.
There is one obvious exit: north.
MaYHeM SuaVo and Dwmmigh are standing here.
A small blue light is zipping about.
An open tome is on the floor.
> talk good point! you've just died!
You tell Hermione SuaVo and MaYHeM SuaVo exclaiming: good point! you've just died!
> MaYHeM SuaVo opens the north door.
MaYHeM SuaVo and the small blue light leave north.
MaYHeM SuaVo closes the north door.
Mayhem tells Hermione SuaVo and you: haha
Mayhem tells Hermione SuaVo and you: forgot about that
talk i think it's safe to shut down the log now
You tell Hermione SuaVo and MaYHeM SuaVo: i think it's safe to shut down the log now
Hope all you DW buddies enjoyed reading this rather long account of Mayhem's ballzy battle. See you on the dick =)
