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*bitehard.wav
Austin: "I won't bite...hard."
*meowmix.wav
Dr. Evil: (singing) "I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver."
*yesno.wav
Austin: "Yes, yes, yes, NO NO!"
*argued.wav
Dad: "You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to a B-?"
Cher: "Totally based on my powers of persuasion. You proud?"
Dad: "Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades."
*boys.wav
Cher: "So, okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just feel out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair--eww!--and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!"
*cakeboy.wav
Murray: "Your man Christian is a cake boy!"
Cher and Dionne: "A what?"
Murray: "He's a disco-dancin', Oscar Wilde-readin', Streisand ticket-holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?"
*clogs.wav
Dad: "So, uh, what'd you do in school today?"
Cher: "Well...I broke in my purple clogs!"
*hello.wav
Dionne: "Hello!"
*shock.wav
Josh: "Hey, you know, if I ever saw you do anything that wasn't 90% selfish, I'd die of shock."
Cher: "Oh, that'd be reason enough for me."
*slang.wav
Murray: "Woman, lend me five dollars."
Dionne: "Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me woman!"
Murray: "Excuse me, Miss Dionne."
Dionne: "Thank you."
Murray: "Okay, but street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking but not necessarily mysoginistic undertones."
*tardies.wav
Mr. Hall: "Cher Horowitz, two tardies."
Cher: "I object. Do you recall the dates of the alleged tardies?"
Mr. Hall: "One was last Monday!"
Cher: "Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies."
*tennis.wav
Ms. Stoeger: "Dionne, you're up."
Dionne: "Oh no, Ms. Stoeger, I have a note from my tennis instructor, and he would prefer it if I didn't expose myself to any training that might derail his teachings."
Ms. Stoeger: "Fine. Amber."
Amber: "Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."
Dionne: "Well, there goes your social life."
*cultural.wav
Concierge: "Thank you, Madame, for that fascinating lesson in our cultural differences."
*emotion.wav
Kate: "Happy, smile. Sad, frown. Use the corresponding face for the corresponding emotion."
*maintenant.wav
Luc: "Oh, la la la la la. Voila. Maintenant, je comprends tout."
*cows.wav
Jo: "Cow."
Melissa: "I've got to go, Julia; we've got cows!"
Jo: "Another cow."
Bill: "Actually, I think that was the same one."
*greenage.wav
Bill: "We're going green."
Dusty: "Greenage."
*megsbeef.wav
Rabbit: "God, Meg, you've got a lot of beef. Where'd you get all this beef?"
Meg: "Did you see my cows out front?"
Rabbit: "No."
Meg: "Oh!"
*rabbit.wav
Rabbit: "Rabbit is good. Rabbit is wise."
*suckzone.wav
Dusty: "The suck zone. The point, basically, where the twister sucks you up."
