1. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? yes no

2. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? yes no

3. Ever tried alcohol? yes no

4. Ever been drunk? yes no

5. Ever play drinking games? yes no

6. Ever fall down because you drank too much? yes no

7. Ever drink enough to throw up? yes no

8. Ever drink enough to throw up on yourself or another person? yes no

9. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? yes no

10. Ever been forceably removed from a bar? yes no

11. Ever participated in a pub crawl? yes no

12. Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? yes no

13. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? yes no

14. Ever bought soft drugs? yes no

15. Ever sell drugs? yes no

16. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? yes no

17. Do you do drugs regularly? yes no

18. Ever try pot, hash, and/or magic mushrooms? yes no

19. Ever used barbituates? yes no

20. Ever used hallucinogens? yes no

21. Ever used narcotics? yes no

22. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? yes no

23. Ever been on a date? yes no

24. Ever been felt up, groped? yes no

25. Ever been felt up, groped to orgasm? yes no

26. Ever had sexual intercourse? yes no

27. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? yes no

28. Ever paid for sex? yes no

29. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? yes no

30. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? yes no

31. Ever engage in oral sex? yes no

32. Ever engage in oral sex to orgasm? yes no

33. Ever engage in anal sex? yes no

34. Ever engage in anal sex to orgasm? yes no

35. Ever engage in the 69 position? yes no

36. Ever contract an STD? yes no

37. Ever had sex without a contraceptive? yes no

38. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? yes no

39. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? yes no

40. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? yes no

41. Ever had sex in a public place? yes no

42. Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? yes no

43. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? yes no

44. Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? yes no

45. Ever used sex toys? yes no

46. Ever pass out during sex? yes no

47. Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? yes no

48. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? yes no

49. Ever bought something in a sex shop? yes no

50. Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball? yes no

51. Ever licked or have someone lick toes? yes no

52. Ever licked or have someone lick ears? yes no

53. Ever have sex with a relative? yes no

54. Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? yes no

55. Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? yes no

56. Ever been arrested? yes no

57. Ever been convicted? yes no

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