College Knowledge I

As a college student, I am fully aware that:

1) I am fully capable of taking naps anywhere at anytime.

2) Study hard; fail. Hardly study; pass.

3) Consciousness is not necessary for everyday life.

4) Money is an object, but I should ignore it anyway.

5) Good transportation is a figment of my imagination.

6) Food is not a necessity.

7) Sleep is not a necessity.

8) Food and sleep are figments of my imagination.

9) "Free" is my favorite word.

10) I enjoy being single.

11) The only fashion statement I must make is covering my body.

12) People riding bikes are my friends. They are not trying to kill me.

13) On purpose.

14) Cafeteria food is my friend.

College Life
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