There's Something About Mary WAVs

Original WAVs posted 2/11/99
Newest WAVs posted 5/27-30/99 (denoted by NEW)

Welcome to my second WAV page, this time devoted to the film There's Something About Mary, and the first page I know of devoted exclusively to this film. Hopefully you find something you like, if not, make a suggestion to the e-mail address posted below and I'll do my best to honor it ASAP. Enjoy, and don't forget to sign the guestbook at the bottom before you go!

Congratulations to There's Something About Mary for the 4 MTV Movie Awards it won: Best Female Performance (Cameron), Best Villain (Matt Dillon), Best Fight (my personal favorite nomination... Ben & Puffy!) and the prestigious Best Movie!
If you missed the awards, don't worry: you know MTV will rerun them a few thousand more times over the next year. Way to go!

Plug time: I also have a Boogie Nights WAV page located at http://listen.to/boogienights.... stop by and check out the merchandise. And, sometime in August I'll open a third WAV page devoted to soundbites from the movie Go.... a page is already up at http://listen.to/gowavs to send early requests.

WARNING: Some of these files contain language and situations that are not suitable for young children. (The movie WAS rated R, you know!) So just keep em away from the kids, k?

16years.wav (21K): "When I was 16 years old, I fell in love."
2seconds.wav (60k): "My little Puffy is gonna tell you everything you need to know about that guy in about 2 seconds flat!"
49ers.wav (46k): "This year it's the 49ers. Forty-niners." "All the way!"
7minabs.wav(38k): "Seven.... Minute...... Abs!"
7minutes.wav(30k): "I'm only waitin' seven minutes.... total!"
9ersfan.wav (12k): "I'm a Niners fan!"
about10x.wav (45k): "Hey Warren, did you say hi to Ted?" "About ten times!"
aoneatwo.wav (52k): "A-one, and a-two, and a......"
artdeco.wav (30k): "What do you think this falls under, Is this art deco or is it art nouveaux?"
awwshit.wav (26k): "Aww, shit, look at that!"
bananas.wav(43k): "I always used to make myself a BIG banana split after sex!"
badguys.wav (17k): "He doesn't like bad guys!"
bandaid.wav (30k): "It's just like pulling off a Band-Aid!"
bastards.wav (50k): "Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I've got going in this crazy world."
batter.wav(28k): "You ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore!"
beanbag.wav (35k): "You two should be kissin' my fuckin' hairy beanbag, you know!?"
bignoise.wav (30k): "Are you the little guy makin' all that big noise?"
bisexual.wav (44k): "I'm bisexual, so that's hard for a lot of guys to understand."
bleeder.wav (14k): "We got a bleeder!"
blisters.wav (17k): "These are called love blisters!"
blowing.wav (54k): "Well, I, uh, I may have been blowing a little smoke up your ass there, Mary."
boninyou.wav (24k): "I was only bonin' you to get to Mary!"
brett.wav (21k): "What the hell is Brett Favre doin' here?"
brewski.wav (16k): " I'd love a brewski, if you've got one."
brides.wav (34k): "You've heard of mail order brides, haven't you? Well, they go that way too."
brietime.wav(58k): "It's like you're dreamin' about gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly brie time, baby!"
bundt.wav (19k): "I'd love a bundt cake, if you have one."
bunion.wav (17k): "It's a bunion, it'll heal!"
buttplug.wav (70k): "I thought you said she was a real sparkplug?" "No, no, I said buttplug. She's heinous."
catchup.wav(79k): "Hey what are you doin' tonight? You think maybe you wanna, maybe, I dunno, go out to dinner, you know, catch up on old times?" "Didn't we just do that?"
chipmunk.wav(87k): "Seven chipmunks, twirling on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch! You know that old children's' tale from the sea!"
chink.wav (12k): "First chink in the armor, Ted!"
choke.wav(31k): "You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you?"
choppers.wav (15k): "Cough it up, choppers!" NEW
cindy.wav (33k): "Oh, yeah, dirtbud, and I'M going with Cindy Lauper!"
cocktease.wav (8k): "Cocktease!"
countoff.wav (35k): "And a one-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight!"
courting.wav (51k): "Like I'm gonna try to figure out some guy whose idea of courting is blowing farts in her face!"
crying.wav (88k): Ted's heartfelt sobbing. NEW
deafmute.wav (60k): "Seeking deaf mute with, you know, 3 pound cock & trust fund."
dealer.wav (33k): "He has to be self-employed." "Like a drug dealer?"
dicks.wav(9k): "We're dicks!"
dirty.wav(34k): "Fuck you, Norm!" "That's it, I like it when you talk dirty to me, man!"
dolphin.wav (41k): "Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date!"
donttalk.wav (15k): "Don't talk in someone's backswing."
eachday.wav (18k): "Each day's better than the next."
except.wav(16k): "Exceptional my ass!"
expect.wav(22k): "Man, they never look like you'd expect, do they?"
eyeball.wav (23k): "You ever had a whitehead on your eyeball?"
f-in1.wav (11k): "I was just fuckin' wit' him!"
f-in2.wav(15k): "I'm fucking with you, Ted!"
f-in3.wav (12k): "You're fuckin' with me, right?"
f-yell.wav (7k): "FUUUUUUUUCK!" NEW
fatty.wav (64k): "Fatty who likes beer and golf.... Geez, Mary, where are you gonna find a gem like THAT?"
fav-re.wav (29k): "What about Brett Fav....re?"
fired.wav(41k): "Step into my office!" "Why?" "Cause you're fuckin' fired!"
franks.wav (14k): "Franks and beans!"
fraud.wav (53k): "I'm a fuckin' fraud! I'm no architect, don't be a putz, man!" NEW
fry.wav(45k): "You son of a bitch. You're gonna fry!"
fuckme.wav (70k): "You said you wouldn't fuck me, and I wouldn't fuck you, until.... we got this fuck out of the fuckin' picture!"
giddyup.wav (20k): "Giddy up Warren, there we go!"
hairgel.wav (11k): "Is that.... hair gel?"
haveyou1.wav (12k): "Have you seen my baseball?"
haveyou2.wav (14k): "Have you seen my wiener?"
heavy.wav (52k): "Heavy? What I wouldn't GIVE to know what heavy feels like, you insensitive prick!"
hebite.wav (18k): "He bite?" "Li'l bit."
hewas.wav (18k): "He was masturbating!"
holdyou.wav (11k): "I'm gonna hold you to that!"
holyshit.wav (24k): "Ho-ly SHIT!" NEW
honest.wav(52k): "The most honest moments in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load."
hookedup.wav (24k): "Why you two never hooked up is beyond me."
horsesho.wav(21k) "Got a fuckin' horseshoe up your ass, my man!"
hotshit.wav (32k): "Ya hot shit! You look fuckin' pisser!"
husband.wav (110k): "Husband? Negative. Children and a Labrador? Negative. Tight little package? Affirmative!"
hygenist.wav (35k): "Don't worry, she's a dental hygienist, she'll know exactly what to do."
iloveher.wav(19k): "I love her, man!"
jock.wav (18k): "Looks like we've got a jock on our hands!"
keeper.wav (79k): "If Puffy starts yapping, uh-uh, he's a loser. If he likes him, honey, then you've got yourself a keeper!"
killer.wav(16k): "Mary, the man's a killer!"
kintonti.wav (10k): (Magda) "Kin Ton Ti!"
kissass.wav (11k): "He can just kiss my ass!"
liar.wav (16k): "You're a fuckin' liar!"
likeagrl.wav(47k): "You're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl!"
loaded.wav(20k): "I've been going out with a loaded gun!"
loser.wav (80k): "Loser? Woogie's only all-state football and basketball and fuckin' valedictorian!"
love.wav(20k): "Love will make you do fucked up things."
masturb8.wav (15k): "I think he's masturbating!"
maybe.wav (39k): "If everything else falls apart..... maybe."
meatcone.wav(33k): "You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see more meats in a cone."
model.wav (55k): "He's going to Europe first to model." "Yeah? I was thinking of doing that."
money.wav (15k): "Here comes the money shot!"
mongo.wav (84k): "We've got this one kid, Mongo.... he's got a forehead like a drive-in movie theater, but he's a good shit, so we don't bust his chops too much." NEW
movies.wav(74k): "I guess I just wish they made movies like they used to... you know, classics, like The Karate Kid and Harold and Maude."
mtv.wav (28k): "Once he gets into that MTV, he'll be there for quite a while."
muffs.wav (13k): "Nice muffs!"
myad.wav (122k): "I want a guy who can play 36 holes and still have enough energy to take me and Warren to a ballgame and eat hot dogs, I'm talking sausage hot dogs. Beer, not light beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up." NEW
myname.wav (46k): "I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name!"
myturn.wav (7k): "My turn now!"
nepal.wav (59k): "You've been to Nepal?" "Oh, uh, not--not in months. I don't even know why I bought the damn place."
newlight.wav (42k): "From that moment on the guys at school looked at me in a whole new light."
niceplac.wav (54k): "Holy shit! Hey, this is a pretty nice place!"
nobleman.wav (102k): "The villagers there called me Kin Ton Ti, which means 'Noble man who is loved by many animal, who, in kind, he loveth too.'"
noharm.wav(10k): "No harm, no foul."
notfar.wav(15k): "You're not that far ahead, Ted."
numbnuts.wav (37k): "Take a look at what this numbnuts did!"
owwww.wav (65k): Ted's blood-curdling scream.
papsmear.wav(46k): "Last time I had a pap smear the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker"
payup.wav(11k): "Pay up, big guy!"
people.wav (34k): "These are the people you live amongst, you've got a right to know if they're creeps!"
pgatour.wav (45k): "Are you an architect?" "Just till I get my, uh, PGA Tour card!"
phony.wav (30k): "I'm a phony, just like you!" NEW
piggybac.wav (9k): "Piggyback ride!"
pipes.wav(19k): "Just go, uhh, clean the pipes and it's a go!"
pizzaboy.wav (62k): "I'm a pizza delivery boy..... here, look...... here's my ID!" NEW
restarea.wav (70k): "Highway rest areas. They're the bath houses of the 90's for many, many, many gay men."
retards.wav (11k): "I work with retards!"
riceroni.wav (88k): "Rice-A-Roni." "Isn't that the San Francisco treat?" "It was. They're changing their image!"
rogering.wav(40k): "I just wanna get you drunk so you'll pass out, and I can give Mary a good rogering!"
rolerpig.wav (15k): "Who, Rollerpig?"
royal.wav (16k): "I feel like a royal shit!
salesman.wav (77.7k... .hmmm...): "What's goin' on with you, you a salesman, or...?" "Uh, no, no, I'm I'm... I'm... nothing." NEW
santiago.wav(66k): "Who's been to Santiago, Chile twice in one year? I've never even been to Jersey!"
scream.wav (23k): "Neighbors said they heard a lady scream."
seven.wav (73k): "Seven's the key number here, think about it. 7-11s, seven dwarves, seven man, that's the number!"
seeking.wav (74k): "Seeking sensitive WASP doctor to share candlelit dinners, long walks in Coconut Grove, marriage."
shitself.wav (15k): "What, did you shit yourself or something?"
shootout.wav (40k): "You shoot out a bunch of kids, and you're bound to put on a few pounds!"
sickfuck.wav (15k): "You sick fuck!"
single.wav (24k): "Girls like Mary... they don't stay single."
spank.wav (37k): "Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date?"
sparkplg.wav(17k): "She's a real sparkplug!"
sportcen.wav(18k): "Hey, you wanna go upstairs and watch SportsCenter?"
stalker.wav (36k): "Stalker, huh?" "Yup. Big time."
stayaway.wav (12k): "STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!"
steve.wav (12k): "He's no Steve Young!"
stink.wav (17k): "What, do you think your shit don't stink?"
stomach.wav(43k): "How's my stomach taste?" "Huh. 'How's my stomach taste', she says!"
strong.wav(7k): "Strong like bull!"
sumo.wav (14k): "It's a sumo culture."
thatsfun.wav (18k): "That's fun, huh, Warren?"
thebeans.wav (16k): "Well, how the hell'd you get the beans above the frank?"
thefrank.wav (16k): "Is it the frank or the beans?"
thinking.wav (35k): "What... the hell... were you thinking?"
tracks.wav (39k): "You already laid the tracks, that's the hard part. Now we're just gonna back it up!"
trouble.wav(16k): "Am I, like, in a lot of trouble here?"
twins.wav(18k): "Hey, Tracy, how are the twins?"
vibrator.wav (33k): "To hell with Brett. I've got a vibrator!"
violent.wav (82k): "And that's when I realized I couldn't in good conscience bring myself to do it." "Do what?" "Turn her over to a violent stalker!" NEW
weirdpla.wav (19k): "I was in a weird place then!"
whatafox.wav (15k): "Heh, what a fox!"
whattheh.wav (8k): "What the hell do you want?"
wheelchr.wav (34k): "Mary's in a wheelchair?" "I thought that was part of your kick!"
whoaman.wav (36k): "Whoa, whoa, whoa, man, y-y-you're gettin' crazy now!" NEW
whoopass.wav (15k): "Don't let me have to open a can of whoopass on you!"
window.wav (23k): "You had your window, Ted. You blew it."
woogie.wav (37k): "Mary went to the prom 20 minutes ago with her boyfriend Woogie!" "Woogie?" "WOOGIE!"
worried.wav (22k): "I was worried about you!"
writers.wav (68k): "Well, you know, you are a writer, and uhm, writers are artists, and most artists are a little foofy, a little--you know?"
yourdick.wav (29k): "Getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you!"
yourlife.wav(16k): "I think your life's about to change!"
zipper.wav (22k): "How the hell did you get the zipper all the way to the top?"

NEW Self-extracting EXE files, for the larger music files... guaranteed virus-free!
The files within are still in WAV format, just compressed for a faster download, and self-extracting... no additional software required!

buildme1.exe (download 722k, file 808k): Part 1 of "Build Me Up Buttercup" by The Foundations, the song from the end of the movie. NEW
buildme2.exe (download 906k, file 1.1M): Part 2 of above. NEW
marysong.exe (download 928k, file 1.2M): "There's Something About Mary" by Jonathan Richman, the song from the beginning of the movie. NEW

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