Bring Back Rick Dangerous!

Core Design has hit the big time with it's Tomb Raider series. But it's finest hour in gameplay terms was Rick Dangerous 2. Not convinced? Read the comparison of the two games, and the charecters behind them.

Test Rick Dangerous Lara Croft Winner
Magazine Rating Amstrad Action- 97% for Rick Dangerous 2. Only two or three other games came close in the magazines 100+ issue history- I think Elite got 96% in AA1, and Turrican 2 got 95% PC Format gave Tomb Raider 2 86%. Nearest equivalent magazine I could find to AA, even has had some of the same staff, so standards should be similar. Rick
Contribution to Earth Has saved the earth Shoots endangered species. Science Ambassador for England, but I haven't seen her attending to her duties. Rick
Viewpoint Good old side-on 2D. Simple and effective. Annoying 3D floating camera that can't follow Lara round corners properly, leaving times with no visibility Rick
Character Indiana Jones-type in RD1, more of a Flash Gordon in 2. Not much fuss made of him. They obviously concentrated on the game. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Some IDIOT in Core's marketing department hired a model to be 'Lara'. SHE'S NOT REAL!!! The Virtual Lara technology only makes it worse. Lara being interviewed? Don't make me sick! Rick
Replacment for reality Not really. You can pretend she's your girlfriend! Rick
Contribution to gaming Two of the best platformers ever. Three of the above averagest platformers ever. Hundreds of clones being even worse. Not sorting out criticisms from the first game, even in the third. Stupid overmarketing of not the best game ever. Rick
Setting a good example Saving the world is good. Shooting tigers is bad. She really should have those breasts operated on, they must be a real inconvinience when stealing aincent artefacts. And she dosen't even do her archeology properly. Rick
Retro Value If you remember the Rick Dangerous games, it will be a fond memory. When we look back on the Tomb Raider games, we will ask, why did we let Lara replace gameplay? Rick

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