A friend of mine have been harassing me all morning to be on the Flash news!!!

And he gave me the top 10 reasons to be added there, so I decided to add him as the Flasher!!!!!

Top ten reasons I (the friend) should be added to "flash news"

10. Once arrested for flashing.

9. Never Convicted.

8. Caffeine been berry berry good to me.

7. Hate the Simpson's, both of them.

6. First Ammendment boo. 21st amendment YEAH.

5. Feb 23-24.

4. Visited France for two hours.

3. Cannot pass a bar.

2. Answers (a), (b), (c), or (d).

1. Pure Unadulterated Comedy.