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 The Sandman |
Sandman is the star of this serial. He moved straight from his parents into the share house at 204 Bell Street. Sandman isn't the most attractive man in the world, though he has his strong swimmers' chest, but he is a funny bastard so it doesn't matter. His best feature are his eyelashes. When he was younger his mother was always saying 'Come and show aunty So-and-so you're eyelashes Sandy', so he'd trot over and close his eyes and whoever he was showing them to would be most impressed. The only problem was that because he had his eyes shut, he can't remember who it was that was praising him. His worst feature is his nose. The words mostly used to describe him are 'never-the-less' and 'anyway'. The strangest thing he ever did was when he found some silk bloomers in the laundry, put them on and pretended to be a woman - when was this? Yesterday. His biggest regret is that he never did any high paying super-annuation ads. Sandy has had a crush on his neighbour Lexie since childhood, but his longest relationship lasted three months with a girl called Stephanie. He owns a shitty little blue Gemini with blonde courduroy upholstery and is doing his HSC at TAFE.
Sandys bedroom is across from Paddles upstairs, and has no windows, only a door that sends the neighbours dogs next door off when he opens it. Alias' |
