Episode 113

Beautiful Stephanie, she looks like an extra from Ally McBeal. Too much of a sexy bitch for Robert (yeah baby). Robert looks like a hub cap with lips, therefore for him to get such a sexy bitch, he must have money. So if he has Johnny Cash, why is he living in the share house for? Well, everyone at 204 chooses to live in squaller fully aware that they can be saved financially by their parents, or by selling thier bum's for sex.

Lincoln reveals, after some interrogating by Paddle, that the mother of his aforementioned kiddies actually lives with him. This mean's Lincoln is married. An eerie calm settles over the couples only port party. Sandam looks at Paddle, Paddle looks at Lenny, Lenny looks at Karen, Karen looks at Sandman. This dissappoints Sandman as Karen was supposed to look at Robert, who was in turn supposed to then look at Stephanie and so on. Everyone has a quick swig of port, and then are still, until Robert says...to be continued...

Episode 115

Robert says that after he picked up Stephanie from the train station, he went to the real estate agents and put an offer on the house. It took Sandyman 3 and a bit minutes to divulge this bit of news....to be continued...

Episode 116

Discovering that Robert has put in a bid for 204 Bell Street is wierd for Sandman. Why would any one want to buy 204, it slopes to the east! He must have a shit load of money. Everyone is curious about the details of the bid. Why? How much was his bid? Would he want everyone to move out? He only reveals that Stephanie would move in if his bid was a winner.

It's 9.00pm. The sweets should automatically appear after dinner, technically speaking four minutes after the dinner plate is removed. Everyone retires to the lounge room to be more 'comfortable'. Lincoln pulls out some flash port, he says it is a sweet dessert port. Then Sandman switched off because Lincoln started babbling on and on and on about how the worms shit on his grapes and that's why the port tastes funny...to be continued...

Episode 117

It's 9.30pm. Everyone plus the persian cat is sitting in the lounge. Sandman has decided to leave the cat be and sit on the floor because it has been known to track down people and take it's revenge.

The current conversation holds no interest for the Sandman, so he concentrates on how alchohol amplifies the traits of the members of the share house. Lenny becomes more of a yobbo. He demonstrates his ability to spit in to the air and then catch said spit in his mouth. Paddle becomes more gay. He dons his tiara and makes everyone call him princess Patricia, ruler of the bleak. Lexie becomes more affectionate and physical. She is draped accross Lincoln and is fondling his thigh.

When Sandman was 11 he wanted to be a test cricketer. When he was seventeen he wanted to be a marine biologist. At 20 he was rejected by the water board. At 9.45pm there is a knock at the door, methinks the fourth major thing is about to happen at the couples only port party...to be continued...