Really, you should help yourself!

THE BUTTONS

Q: I tried, and I tired to click on the buttons on the top like the
jackass I am, and it didn't send me anywhere. What happened?

Menu

A: First of all, do you know how to click a mouse,
do you know what a mouse is? If not.... why the
hell are you here? If this didn't answer your
question so far, your good. Try to click on that
"Menu" button. Do not try to click the text, click
the button...... very good..... The BUTTON will
make a sound if you did ... it right........... bravo!

MEGAZEUX

Q: What is this... Megazeux...?

A: Please... I'm asking you nicely.... get the hell
out of here if you don't know what Megazeux
is... unless.. your here for something else.. sorry.
There are some links if you need, or want some
info on this.. Megazeux...

Info on MZX -->

Download MZX -->

THE LOADING

Q: Why does your site take so long to load?

A: It doesn't take a L O N G.. time to load.. if it
does.. get a new computer... neXt question...

GAY VIEWS

Q: How come all the images and text is going in a wave up and down.

A: If it does do that, that means your browser is
not Java-based. You need IE 4, NET4, or AOL4.
If you have IE 5, it is the same crap....

Q&A......help?

Q: Do these questions and answers really... help people?

A: Umm.... hell no.. I just have this so it looks
like I have more crap in my site... which I do....
well not.. crap... but sites.... err.... I was bored
while making this.. so that can answer your other
quesions....

SO... why?

Q: Why are you doing this?

A: Because.. I am.... stoping.... RIGHT NOW!!!!!