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By Ayeka Rocket and Chaotzu Kagato the Hentai 7/24/2000 Disclaimer: Anime doesn't belong to me except for the characters that I make up. Not that I made up any. And please don't sue. If I had any money to give you, I wouldn't be typing this on a crappy NotePad. Summary: Team Rocket meets up with the Gundam pilots after they find out that they like each other. And yes, I know. I have some major issues going on here. I let Chaotzu do the Intro. A Gundam Wing/Pokemon crossover. Author's Note: As soon as my friends Ryoko and Sasami decide to get their Internet back up, this'll be on their webpage! Thanks to: JessieRocket, Sforzie, RocketJesse, and Acro for putting this up (if you do, that is)! Thank you guys! Also, thanks to my dear friends Mihoshi, Ryoko, and Lil Washu for the inspiration and motivation! Happy Birthday, Ryoko! Thank you to Rini Rocket (my cousin) for the support! Love you Rini! And I'd also like to thank my cousin Chaotzu Kagato the Hentai for trying to help! Chaotzu, PLEASE change your name! Chaotzu Kagato the Hentai is so sick! TK Rocket, please be good for Rini! And last, but not least... In fact, this is the most important Thank you of them all... I'D LIKE TO THANK THE READERS OF THIS FIC!!! This may be my first, but it isn't my last! ::Evil grin:: Author's Note: Oh, and by the way, Gundamshippy is the same as Rocketshippy, but it means that a Gundam pilot is in love with someone and, uh, er, aw God! I'm lost again!! Well you know what I mean. I DARE YOU TO EMAIL ME. XxAyekaMasakixX@aol.com.
Chaotzu Kagato: We meet up with Team Rocket...?! Er, sorry for intruding. Ayeka Rocket: Oh my dear Christ oh Lordy be... Not like THAT!! *Glares at Chaotzu* Hentai. She's got issues. Oh well. Ahem.., I will start the story... We see Team Rocket scanning the view from the Meowth balloon, of course, looking for Pikachu. Soon, they spy five young men walking down the road. "Are dey lost?" Meowth asked. "Probably. Let's go help!" James said. "Aye-aye!" Jessie squealed, saluting. Obviously, she was in a rare mood. James steered the balloon towards the five young guys. "Trowa... some people in a weird... thing are coming!" Quatre whispered to Trowa. Trowa held him close. "I swear, you two are just strange." Duo commented. "They're gay." Wufei murmured to Duo. "I know that, stupid!" Duo slapped Wufei in the back of the head. "Would you guys just shut up?" Heero ordered. "Here they come!" The Gundam pilots ducked behind a large bush. "Hmm... looks like they disappeared." James said. "Gag gag gag... cough cough... gag..." Wufei was dying to jump up and attack them, but Duo held him around the neck. Finally, Wufei got angry, shoved Duo away from him, and jumped up from behind the bush screaming. "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!" Jessie screamed, then fainted from surprise. "Who are you?" James asked. "What's it to ya?" Wufei asked back, pointing a gun at him. James let out a sigh and fainted. "Youse guys? Youse guys? Wake up!" Meowth pleaded as he kicked them. "Wufei! What the heck is wrong with you?!" Duo asked. "They weren't going to hurt us!" "How do you know?" Wufei asked indignantly. "Well, let's see... I don't." Duo said, shrugging his shoulders. "Look, do you guys need help or what?" Jessie asked impatiently, getting up. "Um, I think we do need help. Should we ask?" Duo whispered to the other pilots. They all nodded. Then everyone was looking at Quatre. "What's everyone looking at me for?" Quatre asked. Then Trowa and Heero shoved him towards Team Rocket. Quatre looked up at the much taller figures meekly. "Um... We need help?" Quatre stammered, unable to think of a better way of asking. He turned to his friends and shrugged. Wufei flipped him off, and Duo smacked Wufei's hand, leaving him to whine behind them. Heero looked at Wufei and sighed. 'Idiot.' Heero thought. "You need help with what?" Jessie asked. "Jess, I think we've found some people who are lost." James said. "Lost? HERE?! You can't be lost! There's nowhere to get lost at!" Jessie cried. "Den how come youse twos always get lost?" Meowth chimed in. He giggled. "Oh be quiet." Jessie sulked as she smacked Meowth. "We are lost... We've never been out here before." Quatre said. Jessie and James' eyes popped out of their heads. "YOU'VE NEVER BEEN AROUND HERE BEFORE?! You better come with us." Jessie and James chorused. They pulled Quatre onto the balloon. "Wait! I know some other people who are lost too!" Quatre cried, trying to pull away. "Trowa! Heero! Wufei! Duo! Come on!" He cried, calling towards the bushes. The other four pilots came crawling out from behind. "Yeah? And just who are you?" James asked. "Heero. Heero Yuy." Heero said with a cold stare. "Chang Wufei." Wufei said blankly. "I am Trowa Barton." Trowa said. "I'm Duo Maxwell! Pleased to meet ya!" He said, running up to James and shaking his hand, til James' eyes went all swirly. "Lovely." James uttered before falling over. Jessie smacked Duo across the face. "Don't treat my James like that! Only I'm allowed to abuse him!" Duo put a hand up to his face where Jessie hit him. "Gosh. Sorry, lady." "My name is Jessie." Jessie said with a snobby tone in her voice. She didn't know it, but Duo was staring at her with little hearts in his eyes. Trowa had a strange expression on his face. "What's wrong with Duo? Is he sick?" He asked. "Duo's not sick." Quatre whispered, so Team Rocket wouldn't hear him. "He's in love." "With whom?" Trowa asked. "It looks like he's in love... with Jessie..." Quatre's voice trailed off in shock. Jessie noticed Duo staring at her, and she looked at him. "What do you want?" She saw the little hearts in his eyes. She switched from an icy glare to a look of fear. She grabbed onto James, like every other scared hug. "Huh?" James was clueless as to what was going on. Then he spied Duo looking at Jessie. He stepped over to Duo, and looked at him like he was an idiot. "So what's wrong with him?" James asked. "Look at the way he's looking at me!" Jessie screeched. James had an instant reaction. He slapped Duo across the face. "Mine!" He said. "Huh? What do you mean yours?" Duo asked. Jessie hugged James until he turned blue without her realizing it. "Please... gag... let me... cough... go!" James begged. After Jessie had finally stopped suffocating him, he explained to Duo. "Mine because she likes me." James said, in the snobby little-boy voice that he was so perfect at. Duo's eyes got really big and googly. "Not mine?" He asked quietly. James looked at him as if he were an idiot. "Nope," James replied. Little lines were running down Duo's face, and his eyes were even bigger and more googly. "Look, we're not getting anywhere with you crying and the rest of us standing around like bumps on a log." Jessie said in an annoyed tone. She turned to Duo, and had just now noticed his braid. "What's with the hair?" She asked. "Uh, nothing..." Duo said, holding his braid. Then a smile creep over Jessie's face. "She's got sometin' up her sleeve." Meowth whispered to James. "It looks like..." James started. "MAKEOVERS!" Jessie squealed. She rummaged around in the balloon for her gigantic makeup bag (as if she could ever lose that), and tossed it on the ground. "Makeover? What's a makeover?" Duo asked. "You don't want to know." James said. "I've been through some her makeovers. I'm surprised I survived. Jessie was searching her bag for scissors and a giant mirror, and unfortunately for Duo, she found both. "Time for a makeover! Let's try different looks before we cut that horrid-looking thing hanging off the back of your head." She giggled as she dumped out all her makeup. "Cut?! MY BRAID?! No way!" Duo said, holding his braid. "Yup. Cut it off. You are suppposed to look grown-up, and that certainly isn't grown-up." Jessie explained as she put pink eyeshadow on Duo's eyelids. "What's that stuff you're putting on me?!" Duo screamed. "Eyeshadow," Jessie and James chorused. "Now, time for blush! James, which one would look best? Dusty Gold, Dark Red, or Pink?" Jessie asked. James bent down and examined Duo's face. "I'd go with the Dark Red if I were you." James said. "Or maybe the Dusty Gold... No, Dark Red." "Dark Red it is, then! Oh, don't you look sweet! But we're not done yet!" Jessie exclaimed. She loved giving people makeovers, even if they didn't always turn out right. She just finished dusting Dark Red blush over Duo's cheeks when she was pondering over what lipstick to put on him. "Pink, red, or gloss... Pink, red, or gloss... James, pink, red, or gloss?" She finally asked. "Gloss," James said. Jessie giggled and put a bubble-gum flavored lip gloss on Duo's lips. "There! Now to deal with the hair..." She said. She grabbed a comb, brush, hair gel, hairspray, mousse, hair bows, ribbons, hair ties, and barrettes, and scattered them on the ground next to her. She experimented with different looks, until she found the one she liked most. She undid Duo's braid, combed it out, swept it off to the side, and sprayed it so it would stay. The hairspray turned Duo's hair bright red. "I love this look! There. How do ya like it?" Jessie asked, holding a mirror up to Duo's face. His hair was styled just like Jessie's, but he was wearing much more makeup than her. He looked at her. She smiled. Then he ran off screaming. The other pilots chased after him. "I was just trying to help!" Jessie sniffed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ayeka Rocket: Okay, so it was a crappy ending. Best one I could think of. I just thought of this, and thought it would be funny to turn it into a fanfic. I know this has a lot of Duo and Jessie in it, but I tried. Oh well. Hate it? I'd love to hear why. Like it? I wanna know why. XxAyekaMasakixX@aol.com. Back
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